Mr.Tuliptoes

A cat who was once a bad ass alley cat but had a terrible head injury and has been "special" ever since.

He was stuffed in a box and taken to the vet. He came home with staples in his head and stitches where his balls used to be.

"That cat just ate a hornet."
'That's Mr.Tuliptoes. He can't help it, he's "special".'

by DandiAndi June 18, 2009

Tulipper

A girl who has enough money for one drink, and two lips for the rest of the drinks. Talents include being able to work the crowd for additional drinks and spotting the optimal "tulippee".

see "Bitch Weasle"

Look at that tulipper in the short skirt tulipping my man!!!

by rivahrunnah September 30, 2009

Dem Tulips

The outer lips or labia majora of the vagina

Her pants were on so tight you could see dem tulips...

by Safmarine September 17, 2012

meat tulip

A pretty vagina

Hey lady. I like your meat tulip!

by Princess Butterfly May 6, 2018

Tulips

undying love. (:

im getting tulips for her birthday (:

by brandystar November 6, 2012

Tuliping

A rednecks way of getting high.

You will need:
Lots of paper
Chewing tabacco
Tape
Alcohol (optional but highly recommend)

NOTE: Alcohol may be consumed before, during or after tuliping process2) Pop some chewin' tobacco into your mouth and give it a good munching.
1) Proceed to give yourself a paper cut between each toe.
3)Spit the chewed tobacco into the palm of your hand.
4) Apply generous amounts of the tobacco to your paper cuts.
5) Then tape the whole mess together.
WARING: TULIPING IS NOT ADVISED AS IT HAS BEEN KNOW TO CAUSE TOE CANCER.

fucking redneck redneck high alternative high not suggested tuliping

by Ezve December 2, 2013

tulip

a friend, that is unique, funny, sweet and safe. You know no matter what they will always be there, and theyll always be number one. They know you better than you know yourself and can tell you how you feel when you dont even know. Its your ride or die! Your other half.. a soulmate.. a twin

Oh yea Cathryn?, she's my tulip!

by ICE*MIMI October 16, 2010