tujunga

land of the bums, alcoholics, armos, beaners,and of course the retarded people that take shits next to our house.
I HATE TUJUNGA.
WTF DOES TUJUNGA MEAN ANYWAYS??????

bum 1 from l.a.: where ya from?
bum2 fom tujunga: im from tujunga (saying it quietly)
bum1 from l.a.: HAHHAH LOSER!
BUM2 FROM TUJUNGA: *runs away crying*

by ARMIN G. FROM L.A. April 7, 2004

Tujunga

An ancient Samoan war challenge. It is completed by hitting each side of your chest with the opposite hand, and then shouting, in a deep, war-like voice "TUJUNGA!" The performer of the challenge must look the opponent directly in the eyes while performing it.

Person being challenged: "Your mom is a whore."
Challenger: After hitting chest "TUJUNGA!"
War will then ensue.

by War Master August 6, 2012

Tgunn

The act of taking advantage of someone generally when the person fully trusts you and TOTALLY doesn't believe that you'd actually take advantage of him/her. Generally full trust, passwords, account information, items on an account personal information, etc, are included but not necessarily all at once.

"Dude! I got Tgunn'd! All my plats are GONE off my account!"

"Oh, shit! Without asking, Tgunn sold my major war basinet w/ melee req that was given to me!"

"Dude, you got Tgunn'd!"

me - "Hey man, i borrowed your sings off your mule"
response - "dude don't be Tgunning me"

by Drouo August 24, 2004

Tugu

Any flower based cannbis or weed.

We blew through the tugu like ISIS stoners.

by Shakespeare June 2, 2017

psar*tuginous

Used to describe something of which you possess no functional knowledge (the asterisk in English diction, is a popping sound produced by swiftly removing the tongue from the roof of the mouth.) SAR-(pop)-too-gah-nuhs

Always seeking to impress his classmates, Brandon referred to the new topic in his quantum mechanics course as varied in design and generally psar*tuginous in derivation.

by Tangential Hero June 18, 2008

Altay Tuzun

Uh a stoopid bitch ngl...likes among us ig....uhhhh talll...or taller than me......uhhhh....hea...well stoopid, gay and s t o o p i d p p l o v e r....okay cool? Cool!

Altay Tuzun: among us?
Me: SHUT THE F A W K UP YOU STUPID SOME OF A-
altay: okayy :))

by Fiona_is_aight September 26, 2020

Tujunga

The crappiest place on earth. (Not counting Indio). Certainly there are places that absolutely suck, & Tujunga is CLEARLY one of the top 5 suckiest of all time. In my opinion, Tujunga sucks so thoroughly that I don't think anyone could ever exaggerate the colossal ceaseless immensity of the suckage in the slightest! Dyson vacuums, tornados, hurricanes, interplanetary space, super-massive black holes, your mom, hell,... EVERYTHING loses suction rather quickly when measured against Tujunga.

Tujunga is undeniably "Omnivacuous": all- sucking.

Which is why the Meteorological community now universally accepts as fact, that it is windy in Glendale, La Crescenta, La Canada, Montrose, Pasadena, Sunland, Shadow Hills, Lake View Terrace, & even occasionally Arleta, Pacoima, & parts of the Santa Clarita Valley, simply BECAUSE Tujunga SUCKS!!!

I can't say that I actually have proof, but I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if "Tujunga" is early 1900's regional slang meaning "to suck beyond human understanding, for all time, just because." ...or maybe it's an ancient word from a long forgotten native tongue meaning "place to which all winds blow"

People say the only 2 things that can reliably be counted on are death & taxes,.... WRONG! There are 3 things that are eternal: Death, taxes, & the unassailable fact that Tujunga sucks!!

I'm not worried about going to Hell when I die,... I lived in Tujunga

by B.L.ZeBOB October 21, 2011