thudding

Drinking beer all day, farting into the couch cushions.

Peter and I got a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon and spent the day thudding in his mother's basement.

by Peter Shepherd April 12, 2008

turding

A popular sport in the east of England. Turding involves visting public toilets searching for shits that have been left there.when a turder finds a turd he may either collect photograph or eat the turd.

Bob : god jim, i found a fucking huge floater last night.
jim: really, what did you do with it?
bob : i ate it with some toast
jim : isnt turding great!

by Maydew November 22, 2006

teddington

A evil teddy bear with a large penis and a plumbob on a string he uses for playtime

Oh god not teddington

by Puggymonkeybaby November 30, 2017

Todding

To no-call, no-show for work.

I got drunk last night, I am Todding today even though I have no vaction time left.

by Graig December 31, 2006

turding

The act of telling your friends you are going to go pee and (insert a couple of other activities/chores) so that your long absence doesn't give away the fact that you were pooping.

Larry: Welcome back, how was the poop?
Chickie: I wasn't turding!!!!!

by rusrsrn July 28, 2020

todding the dog

neglecting your wife's pet

Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!

by Tony Schoenling September 10, 2020

Todding

The Act of intentionally and knowingly cheating with someone's significant other

You are a bottom feeding small dick POS for todding around with that mans wife.

by Esoterics March 22, 2023