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tubesteak 

penis slang somewhat aside, "tubesteak" can also means someone who is, or is behaving like, a dumbass or an asshole or both.

pretty much always said of guys, not of women. can be used either out of real irritation and anger with someone or in a joking manner among friends.

this meaning likely derives, in part, from the bodily slang of the above definitions (i.e. being a dick), but also from something a bit less vulgar...namely, referring to someone as a tubesteak is similar to calling him a meat popsicle, or a human, tube shaped, brainless column of meat.
dood, Joe was such a fucking tubesteak on saturday when his drunk ass dropped that whole case of beer on my rug.

or

are you serious? she's hooking up with that tubesteak fratfuck from alpha alpha alpha?!
tubesteak by lewaazz July 21, 2008
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tubesteak and white gravy

tubesteak and white gravy is a guy's dick covered with his cum.
Feeding time! I've got tubesteak and white gravy for ya!

Texaco Tubesteak

Another phrase to describe a roller dog.
Dude, you seriously ate a Texaco Tubesteak? Let me know if you want to go to the emergency room to get your stomach pumped.

Treespeak 

An offensive slang term for the Vietnamese language.
1: "What's he saying?"
2: "He's speaking in Treespeak."
1: "Get the Napalm."
Treespeak by Ur Mom a Gay May 11, 2020

Chutespeak/Treespeak 

The Le-Matoran of Metru Nui have two names for the slang that they use, which is also known to outsiders on rare occasions. "Chutespeak" was the name given to it on Metru Nui, while on Mata Nui it was called "Treespeak". This type of slang involves combining two or more words into one, in a similar way to the Anglo-Saxon practice of kenning in the real world.
Regular Person: Listen to me, that Chutespeak/Treespeak nonsense means nothing at all to us!

Le-Matoran: Oh, you better calm-apologise for such an ever-rude comment about our accent-dialect, okay?
Chutespeak/Treespeak by CT_2980 January 28, 2024