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Rock in a tube sock 

A rock in a tube sock is when the females' breasts are so saggy it looks like a rock in a large tube sock.
damn, I fucked this girl and her tits were like a rock in a tube sock

2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

Man she massaged my balls like 2 hard boiled eggs in a tube sock

New England Tube Sock 

When you microwave your cum sock into a clam chowder-like gruel and force feed it to your partner in bed.
"I fed Stacy a nice helping of New England Tube Sock last night bro, she barfed everywhere"
New England Tube Sock by Ohlsson_ January 12, 2021

pink tube sock 

The ending result when a dude smashes a girls anal cavity, and when he pulls out, her anas is wrapped around his dick.
I was fucking a girl in the ass and tried to pull out, but all i got was the pink tube sock.
pink tube sock by Joey Mountz August 7, 2006

ill beat you with a tube sock 

filling a tube sock with pennies or a couple bars of soap and whoopin some ass...
bitch "ill beat you with a tube sock" full of change...

Tijuana Tube Sock

To perform a Tijuana tube sock you begin by sucking the poopoo out of your partner's asshole and spreading it on their feet with your tongue. Next, they glide across your back in an ice skating motion with their shit covered feet. This is usually performed whilst listening to Enrique Iglesias music.
"Swedish back massages are for pussy's, i prefer a Tijuana tube sock!"
Tijuana Tube Sock by CustyJoe November 4, 2011