Trumpet

Stupid, racist, homophobic bigots that stand behind Donald Trump and everything he believes in. (white people)

KKK MEMBER: I'm a trumpet
AJ CONNOR: ...shameful

by BJ Bonnor December 9, 2015

Trumpet

A baby Donald Trump

Dang, that lil trumpet looks good!

by GodheadTurntech October 28, 2015

Trumpet

A person that supports Donald Trump (aka the devil, saitan, and the fat mental wall-obsessed hair-transplanted idiot) and voted for him

YOU TRUMPET!!! YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP!!! THAT IS THE WORST MISTAKE ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD COULD DO IN THEIR LIFE!!! Not to say I diddn't vote for Trump.... BUT YOU DID!!! I would roast you right now but you inherited his fatness and won't fit in the oven anymore...

by NOAVIER April 20, 2018

Trumpet

An instrument for the fails. Not as bad as clarinet but not as spazztasticly awesome as the saxophone. Trumpets are either horrid or awesome. No in between. Always get melody and always screw it up

Trumpets are horrible. Do not play the trumpet

by BabyJazmine February 1, 2010

Trumpet

A brass instrument that is only played by either complete douchebags who think they have a huge musical talent or talentless people who just want to be in band. The douchebags only wear Abercrombie shirts and gay shorts, and walk the halls singing double octave scales thinking everybody likes them.

"The trumpet is the most important instrument in the band!"
"No, it's just the gayest."

by pezbrain July 1, 2009

Trumpet

a mainstream "musician" who does not write their own music. they do not actually partake in the creative process and buy their music from a production company so they do not attain the status of artist. They are just an instrument and just like a trumpet, they need someone else with creativity to make music.

yeah she has a good voice.. i doubt that she actually wrote her material though. she must be a trumpet.

by Vajitarian April 28, 2011

Trumpet

A musical brass instrument,

or a puppet supporter of Trump who follows their cult leader blindly.

Blow the trumpet, the four horsemen are coming.
The Trumpet echoed every word spoken by Donald Trump, provided him free campaign advertising, and retweeted all his tweets.

by Simmaniac January 12, 2021