by GodheadTurntech September 15, 2015
Stupid, racist, homophobic bigots that stand behind Donald Trump and everything he believes in. (white people)
by BJ Bonnor October 18, 2015
A person that supports Donald Trump (aka the devil, saitan, and the fat mental wall-obsessed hair-transplanted idiot) and voted for him
YOU TRUMPET!!! YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP!!! THAT IS THE WORST MISTAKE ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD COULD DO IN THEIR LIFE!!! Not to say I diddn't vote for Trump.... BUT YOU DID!!! I would roast you right now but you inherited his fatness and won't fit in the oven anymore...
by NOAVIER November 10, 2017
An instrument for the fails. Not as bad as clarinet but not as spazztasticly awesome as the saxophone. Trumpets are either horrid or awesome. No in between. Always get melody and always screw it up
by BabyJazmine February 02, 2010
A brass instrument that is only played by either complete douchebags who think they have a huge musical talent or talentless people who just want to be in band. The douchebags only wear Abercrombie shirts and gay shorts, and walk the halls singing double octave scales thinking everybody likes them.
by pezbrain July 02, 2009
a mainstream "musician" who does not write their own music. they do not actually partake in the creative process and buy their music from a production company so they do not attain the status of artist. They are just an instrument and just like a trumpet, they need someone else with creativity to make music.
yeah she has a good voice.. i doubt that she actually wrote her material though. she must be a trumpet.
by Vajitarian April 09, 2011
He's a fucking Trumpet
by Walter Dominoe October 25, 2018