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i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock

something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.
(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.
by s_N_double_O_P June 5, 2005
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troubleshoot

a random guy goes to your uncles house and starts acting weird
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did you and him troubleshoot last night
by persideon November 2, 2020
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TROUBLEDTlMES

TROUBLEDTlMES is a Roblox Icon that co owns $LITTIN and is a popular Roblox player. His best friend is BADTlMES that he loves dearly.
TROUBLEDTlMES is the best.
by c00ch1e2008 February 15, 2021
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troubleshooting

when your shooting dope and you just cant find a GOD DAMN VEIN. FUCK!
Shit man I'm troubleshooting over here, I just can't hit it!
by BANGDOPE July 20, 2008
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Troubleshooter

someone who works for the Outfit in large cities who, as the name implies, shoots trouble
The troubleshooter 'took care of' that gangster who was gonna squeal.
by hitlerscousin December 22, 2010
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troubleshitter

A person who "troubleshoots" problems while taking a shit.
Can be done with a laptop computer, or simply a smart phone
Person1: Hey! 'Person3' fixed my debug error while taking a shit!

Person2: Wow! you're a troubleshitter?

Person3: That I am young one.
by Tuver4 January 24, 2014
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troubleshooing

This is related to those working in Support Call Centers that have to deal with cases dealing with stupid customers that require a lot of time consuming hand holding with their issues that you just do not have time for currently due to other more pressing issues.

'Troubleshooing" is the art of asking vague questions, making stock responses like "Let me take a look at your issue and get back to you if I have any questions" or just any general semi-related BS about a question or issue a customer is experiencing in a Support case to "shoo" them away so you can get to other cases in your queue.
"Yeah did some quick ninja like troubleshooing just so I could get that idiots case out of the way so I could get to more important stuff."
by imutau March 7, 2018
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