tolot

Another way of spelling church, due to English's weird pronunciation rules. The 't' makes a /ch/ sound like in the word "picture" and the 'olo' makes an /ur/ sound like in the word "colonel".

Person 1: I go to tolot on Sunday.
Person 2: WTF?
Person 1: Church, it's an alternate spelling with the same pronunciation.

by ManBlo July 12, 2023

tolongas

One way to call your balls in Spanish.
Its use is not advised in polite company.

Caress my tolongas while you blow me, Lupe!
My tolongas hang so low that I often trip over them.

by Hugh G Rection April 10, 2006

Mr. Trololo

Mr. Trololo is a nickname for a man with a golden voice whose name is Edward Khil. Edward got the nickname after singing a song called "I am so happy to be home" in 1976 on t.v. When the viedo reached the internet he became famous and the way he sung on the video such as lolololololololol trololo. He is old, but he sings as he did in his glory days.

AIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
lololololololololololololololololololol, LOL!
trololo lalalalala!
Mr. Trololo

by Soyuz Missle January 19, 2011

toolophile

person obsessed with the band TOOL

I am a toolophile

by faaip de oiad November 28, 2003

Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy

A series of films created by Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg, starring Pegg and Nick Frost in the lead roles. Each film takes a specific film genre and makes and effort to Pilgrimize it. The first two installments, "Shaun of the Dead" and "Hot Fuzz," Pilgrimize zombie movies and buddy cop/action movies, respectively. The currently in-production third film, "The World's End" is supposed to apply the Pilgrimization technique to sci-fi films.

The name is derived from the fact the each film, in addition to featuring copious amounts of blood, features of different flavour of Cornetto ice cream. Red Strawberry for "Shaun of the Dead," Blue Classico for "Hot Fuzz," and Mint-Green Chocolate Chip for the upcoming "The World's End" (tennative).

Also known as the Blood and Ice Cream Trilogy.

As an expert on all things lulzy, I declare Edgar Wright's Three Flavours Cornetto Trilogy to be the most effective attempt at genre satire to date.

by ZimMan2 December 13, 2010

toolology

The study of the intellectual messages that are hidden and open to interpretation from the band tool. Usually psychedelics are involved in finding secret messages and multi-meanings. Exploration of the infinite rabbit hole that one is exposed to through subjugation. A study that no one can really find any one meaning or answer in.

Toolology can be a group exercise but usually one finds meanings only for ones self. Toolology is useful to help send you a message that is circumstantial and critical to where you find yourself in life at that moment in time. For me it helped me stop being bitter at my ex because in a song it quotes "wear the grudge like a crown of negativity, calculate what we will or will not tolerate, desperate to control all and everything, unable to forgive these scarlet letterman" the message was clear to me that my hate for my ex was a prime example of how primitive humans become when their emotions are fucked with and also how unnecessary and unhealthy this state of being is.

by Metro Josh March 1, 2009

The Tolono Tug

The non-gay public exchange of a left handed hand-job between married men. Most commonly occurring at a small town dive bar at a 4 seat high top table.

Last time I was at Lil Bufords I saw Tony and Bill doing The Tolono Tug. If they had not been seated at a high top table in the back of the bar I would have been concerned about their marriages...

by dontevertryttofiguremeout December 27, 2020