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trilathon

(1) a tripartite marathon, not to be confused with triathlon (a more or less grueling athletic competition featuring three athletic events and accompanying outfits) or, for that matter, biathlon (which combines two--often hilariously unrelated--athletic disciplines), neither of which has anything to do, at least etymologically, with a marathon (a long distance running event or anything that takes really long and tests the limits of human endurance--and boredom), after a Greek city by that name;
(2) the viewing of a trilogy, often a movie trilogy, in one sitting (with optional intermissions and other, more informal, interruptions);
(3) the viewing of the Lord of the Rings trilogy in one sitting.
Hey, wanna come over to for a LOTR trilathon this weekend?
I'm training for a trilathon next month.
A How to Train Your Dragon bilathon sounds like a great idea. Let's do it!
by mdsquared March 17, 2015
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triathlon

when three sexual instances are performed.
we participated in a triathlon when she blew me, gave me and hand job, and then we had sex
by meegle time. February 23, 2011
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Triathlon nose

When you have had two mouthfuls of a hot food and your nose starts running.
Jimmy had to leave the table and get a tissue because he was having a triathlon nose.
by Lolcheezcake.fun August 23, 2014
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triathlon cunt

A cunt that is a cunt in three different ways. Such as; Uses Oxy clean instead of bleach, Wipes their ass standing up, thinks poetry is soothing.
by Eric696969666 January 3, 2017
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triathlon

Me: my girlfriend offered to do a triathlon tonight: me, her, and her twin that I never met before!
Friend: awesome dude, no worries her brother is such a nice guy!
by gcal September 10, 2018
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Triathlon

A sport where human failures compete.
If you are not good enough at running, cycling or swimming why not just put them together to make a sport for rejects.
Oh you like underaged children, then you mist be a triathlonist right?

My dad left me after coming out as a triathlonist!
by #CancelTriathlon May 22, 2021
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Triathlon

Passing a bong, joint and a cigarette between three people and each member smokes all the time. (3 sports like in a triathlon.)
Yo guys, wanna do triathlon?
by HaydeBuba June 19, 2022
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