Triathlon nose

When you have had two mouthfuls of a hot food and your nose starts running.

Jimmy had to leave the table and get a tissue because he was having a triathlon nose.

by Lolcheezcake.fun August 23, 2014

triathlon cunt

A cunt that is a cunt in three different ways. Such as; Uses Oxy clean instead of bleach, Wipes their ass standing up, thinks poetry is soothing.

Tim is such a "Triathlon Cunt".

by Eric696969666 January 3, 2017

triathlon

A threesome.

Me: my girlfriend offered to do a triathlon tonight: me, her, and her twin that I never met before!
Friend: awesome dude, no worries her brother is such a nice guy!

by gcal September 10, 2018

Triathlon

A sport where human failures compete.
If you are not good enough at running, cycling or swimming why not just put them together to make a sport for rejects.

Oh you like underaged children, then you mist be a triathlonist right?

My dad left me after coming out as a triathlonist!

by #CancelTriathlon May 22, 2021

Triathlon

Passing a bong, joint and a cigarette between three people and each member smokes all the time. (3 sports like in a triathlon.)

Yo guys, wanna do triathlon?

by HaydeBuba June 19, 2022

trithalon

It’s used in the Olympics also today it got postponed.

Person 1: Hey can we go watch the Trithalon?

Person 2: No.
Person 1: Why?

Person 2: It got postponed because of its water quality!
Person 1: Oh, thanks!
Person 2: Your welcome!

by ItsmeIGOTTTAGOTOBRAZILAHHH August 4, 2024

Risky Triathlon

When you jerk off, hit your vape, and yell at your mom to come to your room. The goal is to ejaculate and clear the smoke before your mom gets to the door.

"Yeah I totally lost the risky triathlon last night when my mom saw me nut all over my stomach."

by Borbenbashley November 5, 2020