Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck

The sexual act of a man sticking his erect penis between a woman’s tits then stapling the chosen tits together therefor securing the penis between the tits. A lubricant of some sort is then applied ( usually WD-40 or fairy liquid) and the male proceeds to fuck the shit out of them tits

Fucking hell last night I had a oatcake and gave carol a traditional Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck.

Stoke-on-Trent tit fuck by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 17, 2020

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special treats

A code name for sex. This word was originated by the movie "dude, where's my car?"

So, we'll go to the twins house, we'll give them their anniversary gifts...
...and then we'll apologise for trashing their house and then....
...we get our special treats.

special treats by dogpower11 February 11, 2009

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Smoky Treats

Slang for marijuana.

I just scored a fat bag of smoky treats.

Smoky Treats by Redllama November 18, 2003

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"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.

friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one

friend 2 - yea me too

friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year

friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"

"I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools" by Evoslip April 25, 2009