Trench Coats

the thing that school shooters and Eugenes wear

me:runnn!

Eugene: whats wrong im just wearing my good old Trench Coat

police officer:tackle him

Eugene:whyyy!!??

Officer:everyone knows that school shooters wears trench coats

by i dont know a name to use May 8, 2017

Trench Coats

Long ass coats that have huge pockets on the inside perfect for holding guns,drugs,stolen items etc.

The cops funs a gun and a ounce of coke in the pockets of his trench coat

by lazyassloser March 25, 2004

trench coats

Long coats that only look good on certain people (Peter Murhpy). Unfortunately, almost everyone you see wearing a trench coat is a really ugly acne-faced video gamer.

"Mommy, why is that scary man wearing a big coat? He scares me!"

"Don't mind him, Jimmy, he's harmless. He'll beat you at Halo, but that's about it."

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

trench coatting

Tricking people into thinking that you have your life together when you're actuallly just two twelve year olds disguised with a trench coat.

I was totally trench coatting at my job interview

by Trench coatter December 4, 2014

Trench Coating

Spreading the receiver's anus wide open and filling it up to the brim

We are having a trench coating session later, are you in?

by yiask May 28, 2025

Trenchcoat Convention

When a group of government agents (i.e. FBI, DEA, ATF, etc.) are enacting a search warrant on a premises. So named because of the large amount of agents that wear trenchcoats as part of their attire. Term used more often in colder regions of the country. Can also apply to municipal law enforcement detectives as well.

"Did you see the trenchcoat convention at the meth lab down the street? Looks like they finally busted those guys."

by Boozy Springer November 6, 2006

trenchcoating

the act of showing ones privates to another person or a group of people thru the use of a trench coat.

After drinking tonight lets all go trenchcoating and see how many people we can upset.

by seafood March 20, 2011