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Treadwell

bear excrement, named for Timothy Treadwell who after stupidly choosing to live in the Alaskan wilderness with wild bears was eaten by them. the mauling was a horrific incident bringing attention to the power of Alaskan bears. Timothy Treadwell may not be related to Mead Treadwell.
Hey, did you see that Treadwell in the trail; there must be a bear near by.
That dude is a real Treadwell.
by holy canoly May 3, 2013
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Treadmill from teardown

the protagonist of the smii7y teardown series that could've and could've not made people cry for its disappearance for couple videos
OMG TREADMILL YOU'RE BACK! HOLY SH*T ITS FINALLY BACK
Treadmill from teardown b00b
by H.DeLNighT63 April 18, 2022
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Chris Treadwell

A Chris Treadwell is typically a person who likes to microwave cell phones, lick electric fences, and create elaborate stories the he cant keep track of. A Chris Treadwell will usually have one or two estranged kids wondering around somewhere with no knowledge to that person. A Chris Treadwell will also dedicate one or two good days at the gym and see instant results in his body's transformation. With his astounding lack of head hair he makes up with it in body hair.
Hey! Don't touch that hot stove! You're being a real Chris Treadwell right now.
by Jimmy818181 February 14, 2017
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Treadwell

An individual who possesses the lion-share of common sense, and uses it to his advantage; one who exhibits integrity and a strong work ethic (deriving from ancestral survival on the Georgia farmlands); one who works hard but understands the concept of KISS (Keep It Simple Simple); one who finds the simplest route to accomplish a goal and enjoys great success as well as the ability to relax and enjoy the fruits of his labor; one who lives by the credo "Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan"; one who only chooses a college major that has a career associated with it, otherwise what is the point?; practical yet fun and willing to take reasonable risks.
I woke up late but the Treadwell in me pushed me to get to work on time and get the job done. I planned to be lazy but the Treadwell in me urged me to complete the task. I wanted to buy a Mercedes but the Treadwell in me bought the Honda instead. I thought about just laying low this weekend but the Treadwell in me pushed me to do something different, something new.
by Gabriella di Sorrento February 3, 2010
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treadmill

The definition of being a Graphic Designer. Make the design, show the design, customer changes the design, make the changes, show the changes, customer changes the changes back to the first design, change things back, show first design, customer changes the design to whole new direction, make new design, show new design, customer changes design back to first one... and on and on and on.
Good God that agency has got me running on the damn treadmill. By the time they pick a design I'll have retired.
by Kyle Bellamy December 13, 2006
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Transiberian Treadmill

a sexual phenomena involving a very precise process which first involves a girl on all fours... naked of course... on a treadmill that is turned off. You then stand behind the treadmill waiting... naked of course... as the girl proceeds to turn the treadmill on full speed, launching herself into you... BOOM!
Ben's Sister: "Hey my face is starting to hurt from the Phillipino Flapjack. do you think we could try something else?"

Willy Pete: "Yea bend over on that treadmill real quick I'll show you the dirty dady Transiberian Treadmill"
by mDiB November 11, 2010
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treadmill metal

Heavy, thrash-death metal music that although going very fast, doesn't seem to go anywhere.
Dude, this band's guitars are tight but it is total fucking treadmill metal.
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