Hey, look at that TV, I'm going to fix it.
But you have 7 TVs already.
But this one is free.
You're such a trash picker
But you have 7 TVs already.
But this one is free.
You're such a trash picker
by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004
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1. Since the early 90s the Billboard Hot 100 has ceased being relevant (as if it ever reflected America's tastes in the first place). Now there are several charts for several categories - for who else cares. There's the 'adult contemporary' for the suburban white 'soccer mom' urban families, the 'Christian contemporary' pop with a high JPM ('Jesus Per Minute') ratio, the Hot Dance (the higher BPM the better), 'contemporary country' (a bastardized genre run by the 'hat acts') and other Pure Pap For Non-People.
2. Trash Pop stars are often here today, gone tomorrow. They get famous mostly because of their videogenic looks.
3. Trash Pop is so stupid, anybody can assemble it. I'm no songwriter but you could put some LSD or XTC in my drink and I could write better songs than that when I'm stoned. You probably could too.
4. I visited Niagara Falls, NY last year and while the historical sites are still worth checking out, the falls view end is all douched up. $8 burritos, cheap souvenir shops selling cheap junk, parking meters taking $2 change good for 45 minutes tops, 'family-oriented' money-stealing tourist traps galore and an outdoors PA system belching generic stupid trash pop music in the air - all over the fucking place.
2. Trash Pop stars are often here today, gone tomorrow. They get famous mostly because of their videogenic looks.
3. Trash Pop is so stupid, anybody can assemble it. I'm no songwriter but you could put some LSD or XTC in my drink and I could write better songs than that when I'm stoned. You probably could too.
4. I visited Niagara Falls, NY last year and while the historical sites are still worth checking out, the falls view end is all douched up. $8 burritos, cheap souvenir shops selling cheap junk, parking meters taking $2 change good for 45 minutes tops, 'family-oriented' money-stealing tourist traps galore and an outdoors PA system belching generic stupid trash pop music in the air - all over the fucking place.
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Someone who picks through your trash and sells it on ebay, at the flea market, or at the scrap metal yard.
Usually drives a 1970's-ish rusted out Dodge pickup truck. Their main form of income is usually from working at the carnival.
You can usually tell you've been hit, by the garbage strewn about your front yard.
See also ebayer and ebay
Usually drives a 1970's-ish rusted out Dodge pickup truck. Their main form of income is usually from working at the carnival.
You can usually tell you've been hit, by the garbage strewn about your front yard.
See also ebayer and ebay
The next time that ebayer gets into my trash, I'm going to put a cap in it's ass!
Look at that ebayer picking through the trash... they're even eating it... wait... that's not an ebayer, that's a skunk... no wonder why I confused them... they both smell alike!
Look at that ebayer picking through the trash... they're even eating it... wait... that's not an ebayer, that's a skunk... no wonder why I confused them... they both smell alike!
by Flubba bubba February 23, 2005
Get the trash picker mug.Someone who cheats on you with an ex or leaves you to go back to their ex. The ex is the “dumpster” and they are the “trash panda” that keeps going back to the “dumpster.”
I’m sorry that they turned out to be a trash panda, at least you aren’t the dumpster they kept going back to.
by JAK76 September 18, 2022
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Get the Trash panda mug.This is an annual party thrown to celebrate simply being a trash bag. Trashy or "ratchet" dress and behavior is mandatory at the event. Public display of all tramp stamps, weave tracks, and nipple rings is also encouraged. The White Trash Party is the one day of the year where a girl/guy can dress as trashy as she/he wants and no one will say anything about it.
This year at the event, the title of Miss/Mr. Trash will be given to the person who best embodies the theme. The winner will receive a special prize(s) they're amazing as well as being a judge for next party's winner.
the following will receive additional point towards winning:
-arriving on a motorcycle, lawn mower, or 4-wheeler (alyssa)
-parking your trailer out front to stay the night
-bringing a small child to the party (bonus for offspring**)
-bringing your cousin (must also be significant other/spouse****)
This year at the event, the title of Miss/Mr. Trash will be given to the person who best embodies the theme. The winner will receive a special prize(s) they're amazing as well as being a judge for next party's winner.
the following will receive additional point towards winning:
-arriving on a motorcycle, lawn mower, or 4-wheeler (alyssa)
-parking your trailer out front to stay the night
-bringing a small child to the party (bonus for offspring**)
-bringing your cousin (must also be significant other/spouse****)
"Wow, I saw a lot of b-holes at jake's White Trash Party"
"I wonder which 40 year old Sierra will hook up with at this year's White Trash Party"
"I lost a few nails at the White Trash Party, I hope your dog didn't eat them" - Lauren
"I wonder which 40 year old Sierra will hook up with at this year's White Trash Party"
"I lost a few nails at the White Trash Party, I hope your dog didn't eat them" - Lauren
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