A transparently pale, blonde, ghostly looking, slutty female who steals everybody's man but can never find her own. She will probably be the writer of the book 50 shades of pale. Anything she touches gets 5 days of out of school suspension for 'sexual harassment'. There is a Transparent Tricia in every school. She's normally never had sexual relations with a man just to keep up her 'Christian virtue' but she's probably touched more wieners than ketchup. Transparent Tricia's normally never have boyfriends due to their slutty reputation, shitty personality, and 7 year old boy physique.
"Dude, I just got 5 days of OSS"
"Man I told you not to go after her!"
"Sorry, I don't know what it is about those Transparent Tricias', but, damn, they turn my loins to butter"
" Yea... maybe its the figure... straight and flat as a Wyoming highway. Every man's dream"
"Man I told you not to go after her!"
"Sorry, I don't know what it is about those Transparent Tricias', but, damn, they turn my loins to butter"
" Yea... maybe its the figure... straight and flat as a Wyoming highway. Every man's dream"
by sydd_luck April 24, 2015
Get the Transparent Triciamug. Hym "And in the spirit of transparency... Nobody wants their kid to die just so you don't have to credit and pay me. And I have no reason to work a bullshit gas station job I am likely going to lose soon just because some asshole doesn't want to pay somebody. I'm not taking the hit. It just isn't going to happen. There are no bystanders here. You are either getting me my money or you love watching children get murdered for no reason as much as I do and THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
Get the Transparencymug. When you fully become self aware of all the trauma, bad habits, poor values, etc you learned from your parents and are upfront and honest with those around you in your journey to finally resolve the karma that stretches back generations through acceptance and change.
Damn I don't mean to be delusional, but to be fully transpar bro, it's a defense mechanism I formed in childhood to escape the harsh reality that was my home life. I'm still learning to feel safe and confident in the real world, not in the safety of my delusion.
by nickfad November 12, 2023
Get the Transparmug. This is a retort to when someone alleges they are being fully transparent when they are, in fact, utterly full of shit!
Loni: "I was so ready to help you all with that emergency work, but I am being fully transparent when I say that I was too upset to be able to do anything. I'm sorry but .."
Jake: "You're not sorry. You were outside eating Chick-Fil-A playing on your phone. It seems you are transparently trying to act like you give a shit. You don't, Loni! And I don't care about you..."
Jake: "You're not sorry. You were outside eating Chick-Fil-A playing on your phone. It seems you are transparently trying to act like you give a shit. You don't, Loni! And I don't care about you..."
by von groovy August 22, 2024
Get the transparentlymug. A parent who identifies as transgender. This parent may be a man, woman, or neither, but should act similar to any other parent.
by YourTransparent October 10, 2022
Get the Transparentmug. Someone who is not a parent to X, but who identifies as a more appropriate parent and advisor to the child X, than their actual parents.
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher: “Make sure this email is deleted too when we are done bc otherwise when your mom looks, you will be outed instantly.”
5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too."
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
5th grader at risk : "Ok, Mrs. Knight. It's a secret. I wish my mom let me do everything I wanted too."
Mrs. Knight, a 5th grade teacher : "Of course, honey. As your transparent, I want only what's best for you, dear."
by Wondering Wanderer July 15, 2023
Get the Transparentmug. Truthful information that is provided in a misleading or confusing manner in order to suggest different results or intentions.
Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.
Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Similar to how light refraction causes an object to appear to bend in water.
Examples:
Partial inspections that allow contraband to be relocated between inspections
An incompetent spokesperson that can provide raw data, but is unable to provide context
Graphs set to an awkward scale to imply different or more impressive results
Person 1: Look at our profit growth. It's off the charts!
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
Person 2: It only looks that way because the chart doesn't start at zero. It's less than 1%.
Person 1: That's rather disappointing.
Person 2: That's how fluid transparency works. It's not untrue, just misleading.
by AzarielShayd February 24, 2020
Get the fluid transparencymug.