transplacent 

A mix between transient and complacent - to be self-satisfied and slightly arrogant, but in a thoughtful way.

Dude: I'm feeling really happy with everything, I kicked this guy's ass, I burned this building down, and I had a really great time doing it, but I can't help wondering why people have a problem with me.
Dudette: You seem very transplacent today.
Dude: Yea, I guess I am.

Another dude: Yea, feeling fine, feeling perhaps a tad transplacent.

transplacent by ubersheep September 21, 2008

Bong Hit Transplant 

Originally, a joke from "comedian" Tom Meyers detailing an experience at a 7-11 convenience store. A customer somehow communicates to Tom that the customer had a sick friend or family member. Tom observes a customer purchasing an assortment of junk food, then his sharp comedic mind generated the punchline for this infamous joke.

"looks like someone had a bong hit transplant!" Bam! The legion was born. The advance quality and sharp mind of this comedian got the attention of the Cum Town podcast. This "joke" remains the longest recurring joke on the podcast, the r/cumtown subreddit and the entire comedy world.

Can you stop doing comedy, Tom? No, it's not like I had a bong hit transplant.

Bong Hit Transplant by MOMOTORCYCLECUMBOY May 31, 2018

Transplanto 

Non-native Texans moving into the greater Austin area by the boatloads.

Frank just had two batches of Transplantos straight out of the San Jose, California area move into his quiet cul de sac.

Transplanto by Dickedup August 20, 2010

personality transplant 

personality transplant:

- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality

Ex.1

Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.

Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.

Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.

personality transplant by GlennyJ December 10, 2013

fart transplant 

Placing your buttocks tightly against another persons buttocks and passing gas.

I performed a fart transplant on my wife in bed last night
and she didn't think it was very funny.

fart transplant by Rick M July 22, 2006

Transplants 

Someone not originally from an area.

The Okies who moved to California in the 1930s were transplants. Their kids that were born in California were first generation Californians.

The family from Ohio were transplants to Florida. Their kids were born in Ohio, so their kids were transplants to Florida.

The guy/girl was from a town 30 minutes away from where he/she lived, so he/she was a transplant to the town, but not to the state.

Transplants by Solid Mantis May 11, 2020

Transparent closet 

When somebody is quite obviously gay, but won't admit it.

Person A: I'm not gay, i just love wearing dresses and listening to Justin Bieber!

Person B: Stop living a lie, you're in a transparent closet!

Transparent closet by tamoshaolanmean May 16, 2010