Usually goes arround asking for fights. Ususally types like this 'BIg uP To Me m8s iN DuRhAm'
Usually lives in on of the chepest housing estates in town. Wears burbary.
They can never be open minded people.
Every word is: F**king, b***erd, c**t.
Usually lives in on of the chepest housing estates in town. Wears burbary.
They can never be open minded people.
Every word is: F**king, b***erd, c**t.
by Scarred April 14, 2004
Get the Towniemug. A townie is a Burberry/Lacoste/Aquascutum wearing knob head who drinks in Weatherspoons.
Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.
Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.
They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.
Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.
Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.
Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.
Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.
They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.
Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.
Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.
by Ben Brazier November 30, 2004
Get the Towniemug. by beenaroundtown January 13, 2010
Get the Towniemug. by Y tho _ March 2, 2019
Get the Towniemug. Some big fat dyke dick head who takes it up the ass always smoking drugs and speaks like ablack man and has an iq of a banana that has been up a mans ass
by Townie yhater April 6, 2004
Get the Towniemug. People from English town areas who walk about wearing tracksuit pants white Nike or Adidas baseball caps football tops Nike running shoes fake jewellery & in the winter time wear football scarfs around their mouths and lower nose,They are usually seen hanging outside local MACE stores or out the front of a shopping center complex smoking ciggarettes and trying their best to get girls attention
Person 1 :"I hate going into Middlesbrough to many tonwies about"
Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"
Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"
by Harry69 February 24, 2011
Get the Towniemug. A person that tends to live in a council house. Often seen in groups of 10-20 for that bit of "Support". Never seen alone. Fails to pronounce 'H' and 'T' properly. Dropped out of school at 13. Kids by 15. The females wear enough self tan to turn orange, gold earrings to appear to be a prop out of Goldfinger. They also have their hair gelled back into a slick,tight bun...
The male versions of this retarded shave their heads. Wear Burberry hats, Addidas Tracksuit bottoms,Nike Hoodies and socks which are neatly arranged as to being over their bottoms. Rockport boots and/or white trainers are also seen. They are an un-intelligent bunch. Often uncapable of stringing together two sensible sentances. The words F*ck and S*it are also used in every word. Hates eye contact and shuns black. Anyone doing and wearing these are often asked "Wha you lookin at? Wanna fight?"
But then goes quiet upon a good reply.
All in all a terrible race of people that seem to be hard. No let me rephrase that, aren't at all hard. A swift hit on the chin and nose quickly deposits these beings in a pile.
The male versions of this retarded shave their heads. Wear Burberry hats, Addidas Tracksuit bottoms,Nike Hoodies and socks which are neatly arranged as to being over their bottoms. Rockport boots and/or white trainers are also seen. They are an un-intelligent bunch. Often uncapable of stringing together two sensible sentances. The words F*ck and S*it are also used in every word. Hates eye contact and shuns black. Anyone doing and wearing these are often asked "Wha you lookin at? Wanna fight?"
But then goes quiet upon a good reply.
All in all a terrible race of people that seem to be hard. No let me rephrase that, aren't at all hard. A swift hit on the chin and nose quickly deposits these beings in a pile.
Townie1: "Oy! Look...itz wun o those Goffs"
Townie2: "Letz go get 'im"
*Strides over as if holding two carpet rolls under each arm*
Townie1: "You's lookin' a me Mosher?"
Townie2: "Wanna start summat wit us Shoe Crew?"
Goth: "I dont start. I Finish. Oh...and is that crap on your shoulders? Nope. Sorry its your head"
Townie2: "Letz go get 'im"
*Strides over as if holding two carpet rolls under each arm*
Townie1: "You's lookin' a me Mosher?"
Townie2: "Wanna start summat wit us Shoe Crew?"
Goth: "I dont start. I Finish. Oh...and is that crap on your shoulders? Nope. Sorry its your head"
by RunOfTheMill April 15, 2004
Get the Towniemug.