by Y tho _ March 02, 2019
Usually goes arround asking for fights. Ususally types like this 'BIg uP To Me m8s iN DuRhAm'
Usually lives in on of the chepest housing estates in town. Wears burbary.
They can never be open minded people.
Every word is: F**king, b***erd, c**t.
Usually lives in on of the chepest housing estates in town. Wears burbary.
They can never be open minded people.
Every word is: F**king, b***erd, c**t.
by Scarred April 14, 2004
Some big fat dyke dick head who takes it up the ass always smoking drugs and speaks like ablack man and has an iq of a banana that has been up a mans ass
by Townie yhater April 06, 2004
A townie is a Burberry/Lacoste/Aquascutum wearing knob head who drinks in Weatherspoons.
Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.
Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.
They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.
Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.
Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.
Townies hate anything which is slightly unusual, eg a bloke with a suit jacket + jeans. The townie will then presume your 'gay' because you aren't dressed like him.
Townies are usually mechanics or labourers. They like cheesy chart music and think they can pull any girl in the world.
They are called Daz, Kev, Gaz, Craig, Shaun and Karl.
Townies drink WKD and dance like arseholes when pissed.
Townies also think Toni & Guy is for 'gays'. Any bar which is remotely well designed is a bar for them 'puffs'.
by Ben Brazier November 30, 2004
by beenaroundtown January 14, 2010
People from English town areas who walk about wearing tracksuit pants white Nike or Adidas baseball caps football tops Nike running shoes fake jewellery & in the winter time wear football scarfs around their mouths and lower nose,They are usually seen hanging outside local MACE stores or out the front of a shopping center complex smoking ciggarettes and trying their best to get girls attention
Person 1 :"I hate going into Middlesbrough to many tonwies about"
Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"
Person 2:Me to why don't they do something with their lives instead of hanging outside shopping centers trying to look cool,Stupid townies"
by Harry69 February 07, 2011
Townies are the reason that you fail your Driveing test, breack your finger, loose your phone. They are a bunch of mindless Zombies looking for a fight evin if u ask them for the time. when i find the 1 who mugged my little brother i'll show him wot its like to have a "Ruck" at a ratio of 10:2. Befor you die theres 1 thing you should try "Townie Bashing" go on, c how they like it.
townie: "Yo, Bruv, inni' u go' a fukin siggi ? "
normal person: "No im sorry i dont smoak"
townie: "Gimme a siggi Bruv or i'll Bash Ya ! "
normal person "naw hang on a moment son i....."
*smash**CruncH*"@#%$!!!"
Note-dont call them son or luv or m8.
normal person: "No im sorry i dont smoak"
townie: "Gimme a siggi Bruv or i'll Bash Ya ! "
normal person "naw hang on a moment son i....."
*smash**CruncH*"@#%$!!!"
Note-dont call them son or luv or m8.
by Jez-TOWNIE_BASHING March 07, 2005