Social rejects who hang around in groups of 10-50.
Males often seen wearing dirty, worn out rockport boots, burberry socks with luminous
green adidas tracksuit bottoms tucked into them, a burbery cap and a nike hoodie over the
top (with the hood being worn up), coated with a can of lynx. the hair is gelled into a solid quiff, normally dyed blonde.
Females vary between two types. Type one: the tramp.
The tramp wears similar clothes to the male, if not the same, except topped off with a "great value!" gold necklace from elizabeth duke at argos, often with a
clown pendant. 4-16 gold creoles will also be worn in the ears, and a large tacky belly-button piercing is necessary. Type two, the tart wears the same jewelerry except adds 60 grams of orange,
blue and
pink make up, a pair of tight jeans with "babe" or "
angel" written on the ass (only £3 from the local market) and a t-shirt with a similar phrase on it. This is topped off with a
pink or baby
blue caridigan with "EST 1980" or "TEAM" written across the front in huge white letters. The hair is pulled back into an abnormally tight
bun which pulls their skin so much that they cant move their
face, other than to chew some stolen wrigleys extra from the local corner shop (oh no
sick man).
The
music can vary from dance, to pop, to rnb and hip-hop eg Sean
Paul, Mis-teeq, Beyonce Knowles,
50 Cent etc. Anyone who does not listen to this
music is instantly labelled as a "freak". Same goes for the clothes.
To find a townie, I suggest you look in the following places: bus shelters, mcdonalds, park benches, phone boxes, outside corner shops, and anywhere is the general area of a rough council housing estate.
Communicaing with townies is often difficult considering the fake jamaican accents and unnecessary amounts of slang. Here are a few common phrases to get you started:
Fock ya mom - I have a pinner.
Mo' fockin cuzzen'll fockin batta ya - I would fight you but my 600 grams of hair gel havent dried yet.
Nah man stink - You've offended me.
Sick (pronounced sick-AH) - Word used to describe something of townie approval.
They often have nicknames such as:
Gazza
Tezza
Shaz(za)
Kez(za)
You can witness these on various lampposts and bus shelters throught Great Britain.