oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

dela cuesta queen and kings of rpw

oh? tingin tingin mo diyan? gusto mo? luh! asa ka! ugh kairita! nagluto ba si nine? may bisita ba ngayon? si marites na naman? ugh kairita! sinong naghugas ng pinggan? ah wala. ma! si sami sinuntok ako sa likod. po? totoo nga po! po?salamat nanine!

by bonak September 29, 2020

totoro size

When someone is large, in a manner which is described as chubby , fat , heavy , pudgy or thick , but in a cute cuddly teddy bear kind of way.

At first I wasn't into heavier guys

But then I fell in-love with the totoro size

by Killossal September 1, 2017

Totobomb

The act of bombarding an unexpected crowd by interrupting their playlist, usually executed by way of jukebox or DJ/cover band request, with all things Toto. Most common and popular method is Africa although other greats such as Rosanna and Hold the Line are also acceptable methods of said bombing. The end result is a room full of confused yet delighted faces, each one slightly embarrassed to admit that they admire and appreciate the timeless classic as it intoxicates the room with its harmonious and cryptic love messages, subconsciously forcing all to sing along once the chorus drops. Originally started as a bar drinking game notoriously called “Bum Out the Bar” which consisted of paying extra money to bump others songs with less desirable tunes from a forgotten era, other variations which included “Wham! I Just Ruined Your Playlist”, the “New Kids on the Block All Your Songs”, and the infamous Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On And On And On And On And On And On”....basically just that song on repeat. The Totobomb has been used in bars and restaurants across the country and continues to keep patrons emotionally attached to one of the greatest ballads of our time while still keeping it alive.

Man, I was at the bar last night and someone Totobombed my playlist. I forgot how good Africa is.

by Tommy Helltender November 23, 2017

totoroni

Totoroki semen mixed with macaroni

Hey you want some totoroni

by Dark magical November 12, 2020

Tottooing

To give a kid a tattoo. which is done usually in a private home ect. and with home made instruments. Because tattoo shops won't do it because they are under 18.
Becoming a popular job because there is a lot of money in it because there is a high demand for those services.
Tot+Tattooing.

John's got a tottooing business.

by Deep blue 2012 January 2, 2010

Jordin Tootoo

The first person of Inuit descent to be drafted by an NHL team. Known for devastating hits, fighting, delivering concussions, dislocating shoulders, and eating raw meat. He is so attractive that one can achieve orgasm just by looking at him.

Jordin Tootoo is a BAMF.

by Tuesday Knight December 9, 2008

tootolbay

To act in a frantic or desperate way to get attention from your crush or lover

He has gone tootolbay over this girl

by Khavikhavikhavi July 19, 2017