Touchitties

Pronounced as "Toe - Chitties." It literally means "Touchable Titties," (and here's the catch) that you would suck on. This can very from person to person. The standard size that be deemed as Touchitties would be "C" and up. However, many females have titties that would be acceptable do to their appearance.

You're in your workplace and a fine female worker walks by you and your friend.
Worker #1 - "Man, look at those tits."
Worker #2 - "Those are some touchitties right there."

You're at a party with some friends.
Friend #1 - "I want some tortilla chips"
Friend #2 - "Why? Touchitties would be more delicious"

by ZeeChosen May 19, 2010

Tochigoto

Tochigoto

Tochigoto? Oh oh yeah tochigoto. :)

by Tochigoto November 17, 2020

a person in need of touching grass

another name of a genshin impact player over ar 40

shut up carlos, i know you're a person in need of touching grass, since you're obssesing over your xiao build for the literal 57th time this week and your ar is insanely high.

by stronkscorbunny December 15, 2021

tonsil touching

when a guy f**ks a girl in her mouth

She LOVES to have her "Tonsils Touched".

by D August 8, 2004

Turtle Touching Cotton

When one has to "go" so badly that the shit starts coming out and touches your underwear before you make it to the restroom. Can be literal or an expression that the "turtle's" head is beginning to come out.

I tried to make it to the restroom in time and yelled, "Turtle Touching Cotton"! already!

by Hoody802 August 30, 2016

Kentucky Fried Torchic

A most cruel, yet elicous way to enjoy some juicy bird-type pokemon.

1) MMHMM, LEROY JENKINS! Least I got Kentucky Fried Torchic!

by 99oshikuru99 April 24, 2010

Balls aren't Touching

phrase. used to pull attention to round or spherical objects and if they are or are not, touching. Often used in reference to pornography, but can also be used in reference to non-sexual objects.

Variations:
Balls are Touching
Bawls are(/n't) Touching

"This pron is so gay."
"No it's not, the balls aren't touching."
"They are now."
"O shi-!"

"Hey, back off. Your bawls nearly touched mine!"

by /b/rother January 10, 2007