Warm tornado

When You give a women a cow-girl and she farts on your balls

Last night Karen gave me the warm tornado bro

by Milk it June 1, 2022

two-hand tornado

When two hands are placed on the penis and rotated in opposite directions during foreplay. This motion is very pleasurable for men.

Person 1: "Yo, how did things go with Jenny last night?"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"

by zfresh23 August 2, 2015

Torn Anus

The act of being double penetrated so hard that your butt hole and vagina or penis hole rips into one. This is very common with midgets that were raised on potato farms. If a torn anus is not treated within 19 days it morphs into a liquid butt hole. Which is very unpleasant and well keep you up at night and smells like a monkeys queff.

Gary Coleman did not go to the doctors for his torn anus because he knew that wouldn't help him since he's black and grew up on a potato farm. Now his torn anus smells of a monkeys vaginal fart on account of its a liquid butt hole now.

by MidgetBreeder June 28, 2011

tulsa tornado

The act of holding on to a moving ceiling fan, surrounded by a circle of friends, and proceeding to slap them in the face with your member.

Murphy was so wasted last night...he gave the whole party a Tulsa tornado. The aftermath was devestating.

by Murph turf March 5, 2009

Arkansas Tornado

The act of a man--after having sex with an extremely drunk female who passes out soon thereafter--breaking and throwing on the floor everything in her apartment, including but not limited to clothes, appliances, and furniture. The man then leaves. Personal items, such as sentimental pictures, jewelry, and pets, make for a more intense Arkansas Tornado.

I totally Arkansas Tornadoed this wasted girl last night. Katrina's got nothing on me.

by Imran Farooqi May 1, 2010

torn chads

A rigged contest, as in the Gore-Bush Presidential contest. Especially the Florida torn chads situation.

(1) Everyone knows that Al Gore won and should be the President right now. Democracy? Yeah, more like DEMONOCRACY! Torn chads my ass!

(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.

JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.

by Mike L. Moore July 9, 2006

ket tornado

What you get when you have the urge to sneeze after taking a bump of ket in the club and squeeze your nose closed tight to conserve the kestral goods, creating a ket tornado in your nasal passage.

Dylan: Maan am I ketted after that bump

Ricardo V: Right on bruh...hold on, I think I feel a ket tornado brewing

by keefrider May 9, 2018