Torships

(noun) - When someone, most commonly a female, has her torso blend directly into her hips. Laking shapeliness or the desired hourglass figure. In other words, the upper body equivalent of a cankle. Jewish girls are notorious for this once they pass the age of 25, but just before they turn into full blown pear-shaped versions of their mothers.

Damn man, from the side, I saw those titties and thought mmm I might want me some. But once she turned and I saw those torships, I realized I would be in for a sweaty, bumpy ride.

by dmoney$$$ May 10, 2010

tootsie roll exchange

When a person (or animal-- see below) defecates directly into the anus of a willing sexual partner. This is accomplished by both partners getting on their hands and knees, or laying on their backs with legs in the air, with their buttocks pressed together. With a lot of patience and experience, an expert pitcher and catcher can oftentimes maintain a back-and-forth for hours of pleasure.

It is widely debated whether or not the Tootsie Roll Exchange happens in nature, or if it is a man-made creation; this has caused a rift in the animal sex-science community, spurring many heated arguments, and even one slap-fight at the annual Animal Sexuality-Science Convention in Zurich (citation needed).

Things started to heat up when she suggested a Tootsie Roll Exchange after just three dates.

by clute April 1, 2011

Jack Tors

Owner of "Jack's Pickles and Penis Pumps"

"Good afternoon, Jack's pickles and penis pumps"-- Jack Tors

by wevets March 7, 2009

toots

Term of endearment roughly equivalent to baby.

Note: Only applicable if you live in a black and white movie.

Him: Hiya, toots, whaddya say we blow this joint and head over to the speakeasy?
Her: And how!

by -Al- May 8, 2008

Beat up torta

Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.

Man, look at those beat up tortas ready for action. We don't even have to buy them a drink.

by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009

tartstank

the stink on your clothes after visiting a gentlemen's club without having even touched a stripper

I have to keep an extra set of clothes in my car to fool my wife as the febreeze isn't covering up the tartstank

by Piggypotpie October 7, 2009

torsoing

Trying to twerk but not really achieving to do so. Moving your butt and trying to twerk but instead of twerking, moving your torso and ass quite fast. Its not a good look.

Tasha: "Yeah. I saw wayne torsoing last night. Not a good look."

Nathan: "yeah my eyes were bleeding!"

by Tashaxxx April 22, 2014