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feeling intense embarrassment for someone else.
When someone does something so pathetically embarrassing that you would not be human if it didn't embarrass you just through your proximity to the situation.
It is especially potent when you witness this embarrassing act.
When someone does something so pathetically embarrassing that you would not be human if it didn't embarrass you just through your proximity to the situation.
It is especially potent when you witness this embarrassing act.
Gaby, did you just see that poor girl trip on a banana and impale herself on a hooker's spiky boot?. . . I have such tartingles!
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Get the tartingles mug.Torrington could be described as a run down ghetto with some nice middle class neighbrhoods and a few wealthy upper class neighborhoods/ developments. The "city" of Torrington has several dumpy plazas and strip malls along with the lack of any significant nightlife coupled with hardly any restaurants ! Unless you consider McDonalds and Burger King your restaurant of choice ! The closure of several major firms has left Torrington's local econamy stagnating and several other major manufacturers and retailers are considering leaving the area. The average income is around $40,000 and the population is around 35,000 and growing. Thankfully you can meet a lot of citizens who make more than $40,000 and live the lifestyle of most Americans !
Becka: U wanna go shopping in Torrington ?
Ashley: Omg no that crappy ass ghetto ?
Becka: Don't worry my cousin lives in a Gated Development there so don't worry bout getting mugged !
Ashley: Omg no that crappy ass ghetto ?
Becka: Don't worry my cousin lives in a Gated Development there so don't worry bout getting mugged !
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