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pop-tort

A miniature flatulence, commonly onset by the consumption of a pop-tart, not quite loud or stinky in nature.
Last night a shordie was straight toppin me and mans almost ripped a pop-tort mid-nut shtylllllll
by type69diabetes May 18, 2021
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Chocolate Torte

Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.
Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.
by Jboyfresh October 2, 2015
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Cheese Tort

cheese covered tortilla cooked open face and crisp to perfection in a toaster oven.

never rolled like a taquito.

nothing like a folded quesadilla.
"Man this hot lunch is whack! When i get home i am making my mom make me a cheese tort."
by pooprat February 16, 2009
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Vol-de-Tort

The raging manhood of a game director.
He has such a great Vol-de-Tort!
by Arafales October 27, 2019
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rasberry tort

Did u see montells rasberry tort?
by fresh water April 3, 2003
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Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly
Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!
by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024
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Torted

Having tort.
You make me so torted!
by Green daddy pop March 21, 2022
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