A Memphis Top Hat is when you unload a big pile of stankin ass shit on someone else's head. It could be as part of some kinky sex, or as an unexpected act. Either way - anytime you take a shit on someone's head it is known as a Memphis Top Hat.
Alvin loved giving his girlfriend golden showers. One day during an extra kinky fuck session Alvin decided to give his girlfriend a Memphis Top Hat. As shit dripped down her forehead they made passionate love.
by Mr. Kaasten August 14, 2010
Get the Memphis Top Hat mug.An instance in which while having intercourse, the man pulls out and cums inside her nostrils, and at which point she snorts it and swallows it.
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When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.
by Eaton Holgoode July 3, 2009
Get the Slurpy Top Hat mug.That ole boy collecting parking money at the “Celebration” in Murfreesboro this past September had a beautiful flowing Tennessee Top Hat mullet.
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Get the Tennessee Top Hat mug.Another word for a mullet, a long under rated hair style that truly exudes power, respect, and most importantly, dignity.
If George W. had a Tennessee top hat, we would not be in the situation we are in now...Osama would have turned himself in years ago out of sheer respect for the mad mullet W. was sportin'!
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Get the Tennessee Top Hat mug.The act of intercourse using a condom. Upon completion of ejaculation into the condom, the male takes the comdo filled with sperm and stretches it over the female counterparts head. The female then blows air into the condom with her nose until it pops.
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