A fat person who wears skinny jeans. So called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.
"Have you heard about Mikes new girlfriend? I think they met at some punk show."
"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."
"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."
by ptakattack August 27, 2011
It is a drug craze which consists of youngsters spreading toothpaste over their nipples to achieve a high. It happens due to an opiate like chemical present in toothpaste plus the amount of blood that circulates close to the nipples, allowing it to be absorved easily. This causes several health problems if done regularly if done frequently for long periods of time, such as addiction.
by John Pingas May 06, 2012
The act of rubbing toothpaste (mostly of the mint variety) on ones nipples to achieve an opium-like high.
Me - My Dad asked me where all of the toothpaste was this morning.
Friend- Dude he totally knows you have been toothpasting all day!
Friend- Dude he totally knows you have been toothpasting all day!
by weaselandahalf May 07, 2012
by Ramerez May 13, 2012
Rubbing toothpaste (usually crest) on your nipples to get a pleasant buzz.
You can use tape (preferably duct-tape) to keep the paste on during the day, and hide it during school
Also known as pasting, on the col, gating, etc.
You can use tape (preferably duct-tape) to keep the paste on during the day, and hide it during school
Also known as pasting, on the col, gating, etc.
Jimmy: Hey, have you ever tried toothpasting?
Andy: Yea, Matt introduced me to it a few months ago.
Jimmy: Hah, I saw the idea on 9gag and reddit a few weeks ago.
Andy: Yea, Matt introduced me to it a few months ago.
Jimmy: Hah, I saw the idea on 9gag and reddit a few weeks ago.
by jim n. iger May 07, 2012
by ObamasLoveChild May 07, 2012
The act of applying toothpaste to one's nipples, in order to create a high through the release of opium-like chemicals.
by The_Guy_Who_Does_Nothing May 07, 2012