is someone who goes to college and dresses complely in that college's stuff and is an asshole and does not have a thought for themself and are aware that they are being used
Girl: "Man my sister is a toolbag"
Boy: Why?
Girl "Man i saw her yesterday and she was in kutztown tshirth kutztown hoodie and kutztown sweat pants she looked like a tool."
Boy: Why?
Girl "Man i saw her yesterday and she was in kutztown tshirth kutztown hoodie and kutztown sweat pants she looked like a tool."
by ama;hasd;lnfla;hflean'o;h.agfe September 10, 2009
an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner
by Mike Silverson May 02, 2010
To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him
Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"
by dude December 21, 2004
by F-18 September 16, 2009
by betty swollocks September 13, 2003
An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.
by b&k January 25, 2008
A toolbag is someone who is not only a tool, but also a douchebag. The ultimate asswipe. Nobody likes a toolbag.
Zach: God, that one kid in class is so annoying. He's always sucking up to the prof.
Bridget: I know, he always acts like a pretentious dick to everyone else, too.
Jane: He is such a fucking toolbag. I wanna punch him in the nuts.
Bridget: I know, he always acts like a pretentious dick to everyone else, too.
Jane: He is such a fucking toolbag. I wanna punch him in the nuts.
by jjjjjjwwwww March 14, 2009