toolbag macdouchenator

an extremely homosexual being who partakes in many activities to act tough or cool. usually has long douchey hair and a small weiner

dude, that kid who thinks hes the shit is a total toolbag macdouchenator

by Mike Silverson May 2, 2010

toolbag

To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him

Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"

by dude December 20, 2004

toolbag jones

The name for someone who is a tool

Hey, there goes Toolbag Jones, with his collar popped, and his boat shoes

by F-18 September 15, 2009

plumbers toolbag

vagina with big lips

fuck me she had flaps like a plumbers toolbag!!

by betty swollocks September 13, 2003

toolbag

A toolbag is someone who is not only a tool, but also a douchebag. The ultimate asswipe. Nobody likes a toolbag.

Zach: God, that one kid in class is so annoying. He's always sucking up to the prof.
Bridget: I know, he always acts like a pretentious dick to everyone else, too.
Jane: He is such a fucking toolbag. I wanna punch him in the nuts.

by jjjjjjwwwww March 13, 2009

toolbag

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.

"That dylan....what a toolbag."

by b&k January 25, 2008

Toolbag Thomas

Someone who acts like a complete idiot all of the time and lacks common sense, and who has no regard for the feelings of others.

Misha was such a toolbag thomas when he bitched out Brian for his metrosexualness.

by Mike Ze January 6, 2009