tooney

A Canadian two-dollar coin. See looney.

He gave me a coin, no bills. I said "What's this?" "A tooney." Damned clever, these frostbacks.

by octopod November 23, 2003

Tooker

“The Original Player”. Dating back to the beginning of time, there was a clan who, by no fault of their own, acquired a reputation that invariably led to the Surname, “Tooker”. Background: a “Tooker”, minding his own business, would often be innocently approached by a myriad of females, pining for romantic inclusion, thereby abandoning their current love interest. The aforementioned love interest of such yearning fräuleins would, after merely turning his head, unfailingly lose sight of his fräuline companion. After much inquisition of those in his proximity, which often contained lines such as, “Where did my woman run off to”, this individual would habitually obtain the common response, infinitely referencing a member of the “Tooker” clan, “he took her”. Ergo the surname “Tooker”.

Individual 1: Have you seen my girl?
Individual 2: Yes, he took her (Tooker).

by Tooker November 7, 2013

toomey

awesome; very cool; great

That movie was so toomey.

by Chudge January 11, 2008

Kooky-Tooky

A newly discovered bird, green 'fur' and ginger hair. Allergic to ice-cream, discovered by scientists on the Caribbean islands. Often used as a substitution word for paedophile.

Everyone freeze, there's a Kooky-Tooky in the house. If you move it will jizz on you.

by georgia-evelyn January 22, 2011

tonkey

A Scouse (Liverpool, England)slang word for condom, first made popular in the early 1970s. Probably introduced via sailors (Lpool being a port) and tangentially related to the word: honkey-tonk. You can look up that one yourself.

"Eh, Steve Quinn has robbed a tonkey off 'is brother and thinks ee's dead 'ard."

by Oscar Plankton III October 21, 2004

Tooked

When a non-native english speaker tries to communicate with other people in English and decides to use the "take" word without actually knowing all the variations.

This item is taked.. um sorry, tooked from that place.

by benom June 4, 2018

tooken

1. Ghetto form of taken.
2. Said usually by 10 year old noobs whom seem to enjoy butchering the English language when they luck out and overcome a pro.
3. Grammatically incorrect pronunciation of taken of which was mistakenly said by a classmate of mine in the sixth grade when reffering to the fact that we'd taken an English test.

a) Dawg! I just tooken ya to the rim.
b) OWnZEd!!1! i ToOkENeD uRE BAsE!11!! alL Ur BaZE AreZd b3L0nG tEh m3!!!!11!!!one!
c) I've tooken an English test.

by none4any1 January 4, 2007