Boner Toner

Phrase used to describe the use of semen as printer ink.

This printer is so horrible I would rather spend money on boner toner than that expensive ink crap!

by LedZeppelin1419 October 15, 2010

Morning Toner

An un-expected and colossal dose of early morning fellatio which instantly cures a hangover.

I feel great this morning. That girl from the club gave me a Morning Toner at 7am. No hangover here!

by Famous Jim June 3, 2013

Toner Boner

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.

Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

by Thedaytoneroringinal October 8, 2020

toner

a musical boner

i have such a toner for *music artist name*

by spongebobgrande June 24, 2023

Toner

The noun "Toner" is when a female get's a boner and their clit can grow 2-5 from it's original size and is then considered a "Toner".

Toner Specifications:
Anywhere from 3-5 inches is considered a Toner.

"Oh my god, I think I can see that girls Toner!"

by BradyWasHere December 6, 2019

Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016

Toner

Toners ever growing boner, Toner is a nickname for THE tony. Toner is Regina George incarnate and is the best and hottest you will ever meet, he will eat you alive.

Signed by Slimjim,
Junibible and TONER

Slimjim: Toner why did you kick the chair
Toner: I think deeply..
Junibible: Toner is my son.

by toner/Junibible/Slimjim June 27, 2024