toma is a natural born sexy beast he has a rly hot personality and can seduce anyone under his spell. but don’t mess with toma, because behind his sexy mask he’s an absolute savage and will do everything in his power to destroy you. or though toma is skinny and short, he can pack a strong kick and punch so be carful. or though toma acts tough, he’s a sweet little fruit cup that will do anything to protect his bfl’s. in conclusion this was all a joke, tomas an ugly sloppy poo that needs to be exterminated immediately.
by sydney.serenq December 21, 2021
An act of ejaculating on an old woman's breasts and then making her lick it off, a good exercise for the old woman as well as entertainment for the man.
by MortusX October 3, 2017
A super sweet and handsome guy. He loves to cuddle, and likes cats.
He's over all a great human being, and never fails to make me smile.
He's also big homo
He's over all a great human being, and never fails to make me smile.
He's also big homo
Tomas is an amazing person
by Miles is big dumb July 28, 2019
My boy was sayin to give him the control and i was like naa and he was yellin n' shit so i throw it at him and say TOMA
by DarioEggie May 26, 2005
An acronym for Tits on my Ass. Used whenever the long winded phrase is out of the question, or when you feel the urge to use it in an inappropriate environment.
Jay: Looks like Daniel's going to flake again...
Frank: Well I'll have tits on my ass!
Frank: The vending machine stole your dollar, dude
Jay: TOMA!
Frank: Well I'll have tits on my ass!
Frank: The vending machine stole your dollar, dude
Jay: TOMA!
by JyKm May 25, 2009
A greasy manlet who can often be found jelking to shitler. He laugh like the joker if he had a baddragon up his ass. He can be found on the floor in bathrooms ass gaffling for quarters
by ToofBoof May 26, 2020