Tom Harlock

Cause it just isn’t right. Like my definition is: A British god who could kill with his wits and charm. I want him to shove a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. He is devilishly handsome and was the backbone of vine and remains the savior for the whole YouTube creator community. His accent sends tingles down my spin and I want him to choke me with his hands

Tom Harlock could break my back like a glowstick and I would say "thank you".

by Tom Harlocks bitch May 23, 2020

Tom Holland stan

Every girl who obsesses over the Extremely smol and hot Tom Holland/Peter Parker/Spiderman

A: I want to marry Tom Holland
B: you're such a Tom Holland Stan.

by Tom Holland fan 1996 March 8, 2019

Tom Horned

When you eat a girl out and don't get a blowjob or sex after.

Bro I can't believe you ate her out for 30 minutes without getting a bj after! You got Tom Horned so fucking hard!

by Joel Pascuzzi April 8, 2015

A Tom Hank

A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.

Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.

*Jim leaves the room*

by The Scavenger of Human Sorrow June 21, 2014

Tom Hanks

Arguably one of the best actor to ever see the face of the planet.

Starred in such films as BIG, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Apollo 13, Road to perdition, Cast Away...

Born in California, Tom Hanks grew up in what he calls a 'fractured' family. His parents were pioneers in the development of marriage dissolution law in that state, and Tom moved around a lot, living with a succession of step-families. No problems, no abuse, no alcoholism, just a confused childhood. He had no acting experience in college, and in fact credits the fact that he couldn't get cast in a college play with actually starting his career - he went downtown, auditioned for a community theater play, was invited by the director of that play to go to Cleveland, and there his acting career started. He met his second wife, actress Rita Wilson on the set of the movie Volunteers (1985) - they have two children and Tom has another son and daughter by his first wife. In 1996 he made his first step behind the camera, directing as well as starring and writing the film That Thing You Do! (1996).

-From imdb.com

by RestedMind September 21, 2005

Tom Holland

A man who is sweet, kind, and very generous! Who can’t say the word “crossaint” right, but instead says “Quackson” he now regrets doing the Rihanna lip sync battle. The most perfect man in the world. Hot AF!!! and you can’t doubt that! He’s british and he’s Spider-Man so ya.

Tom Holland is the best Spider-Man ever!

by tomhollanad20l3 January 17, 2018

Tom Hanks

The most talented actor ever to live. Not only is he a great actor but he is also very modest and sincere in real life. Some of his most well-received movies have been: Forrest Gump, Philadelphia, Cast Away, Toy Story, and Saving Private Ryan. Anyone who doesn't like his acting or think he is a bad actor does not know what they are talking about. He has been married to the same woman for the last 25 years which is amazing for someone that famous. I prefer him in the movie You've got mail.

Ignoramus: Tom Hanks is a sucky actor.

Intellectual: Why?

Ignoramus: He seems retarded.

Intellectual: Not many "retards" are actors whose movies have grossed over 3 billion dollars. Plus, even when he plays a "retard" in Forrest Gump he is still somewhat smart and loveable. :)

by psychology nerd July 12, 2011