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Twinky

adj;
An INSANE female, usually Caucasian. Someone who has not one but TWO twinkles in their eyes due to their high degree of social insanity, someone so over obsessed with an estranged lover that they become oblivious to their actions and consequences of their actions. Prone to fits spontanious crying,screaming, violent fits of rage or any emotional outburst at work, restaurants, traffic or any public place without sign or warning.
Can usually be found on the internet in singles chatrooms or have singles profiles on dating websites. Will come off as overly sexual possibly even agressive and enticing but will become posessive and demanding after intercourse. Has been known to call 8, 9, 15 or more times per day and will show up at your home or work un announced if ignored.
VERY, VERY hard to get rid of. Lacks any shame or accountability.
Greg: OMG, did you see Erin this morning?

Chuck: No, what did "Twinky" do this time?

Greg: That crazy bitch has been parked out front all night. This shit's starting to creep me out. You remember that movie where the chick boiled the rabbitts?

Chuck: Dude, that's it -- we need to have a house meeting
Dave REALLY needs to stop fucking these crazy internet chicks at the house. Not cool.
by Gonz8 March 24, 2008
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Tinky

In a video game, when there is a single, subtle weak point on an enemy and attacking the majority of his body results in a futile "tink" sound.
"Why are you such a bad man?"
"I ju-he's-he's tinky!"
"Are you saying that because when you shoot him--"
"Yeah"
"--and the things hit him--"
"He goes *tink*
"--he makes a *tink* noise"
"He goes *tink*! He's a tinky-ass motherfucker!"
"This bitch is tinky!"
by JonAndArinSmellLikeButts August 11, 2012
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Tonky

When you have an uneasy, heart aching, unstoppable pit in your stomach that just wont go away no matter how hard you try. It happens when you have just been broken up with, or when there is trouble in your love life.
"Lisa what's wrong sweetie, why are you so upset?"

"Joe is making me feel Tonky because he said he's having doubts about us :("
by cumqueen56 May 23, 2013
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tinky ding ding

A person that bares ginger hair and is an extremley lazy, smelly and tinkerish type so to speak. Someone who has no motivation, a poor outlook on life, doesn't apply themselves.
Look mate, you stink, sort your life out and have a wash once in a while ya tinky ding ding.
by foncusion July 5, 2008
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twinkying

when you cut a twinky in half and stick it to something
I hate that teacher, I was considering twinkying his car later
by Lark Anderson May 13, 2012
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tinky

Term towards anyone of the Kilgallen family.
My good buddy John said he likes school.
Of course that tinky thinks that.
by jajakop October 10, 2021
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twinkyshover

most handsome, manliest man alive. makes love to large amounts of women, loaded with money, lasertag champion. pulled women including: your mom, rhianna, taylor swift, ariana grande, charlie d'amelio, dixie d'amelio, katy perry, mia khalifa, lana rhodes, etc.
"oh my god is that twinkyshover? i gotta leave this lobby hes too handsome for me to be here"

"twinkyshover stole my bitch again god!!!"
by twinkyshover December 17, 2021
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