Toilet

The place where all of your problems are solved

Yo, bro, I need to take a dump on the toilet

by 😃😃😃 July 2, 2015

toilet

something you flush things down.

Who smoked my toilet?

by bread infection January 2, 2006

toilet

device for pooing and peeing in.
Really useful if you have to go SO BAAAD.

no example needed for TOILET

by u2dvdbono September 9, 2010

Toilet

A place of wonder, where magic happens, until you are done and leave the restroom.

I blew up the toilet, don't go in there for a week.

by BigBadBulldog April 17, 2019

toilet

Device that you use to catch your brown shitty or yellow cum. When you're done you wipe that ass using some toilet paper. The public ones smell fucking disgusting so don't use them. You can also masturbate on these things which is nice. In Japan the toilets are a whole fucking water show.

imma take a shit on the toilet

by coemspro🤑 June 13, 2023

Toilet

pissnpoop in it

Im poopin on the Toilet!

by dahdhfhzdhs October 20, 2021

Toilet

#1 cause of AFK-kicking in gamers.

I got kicked for being AFK for too long just because I needed to use the toilet.

by john stromboli January 10, 2021