Togami

A rich man who is very sexy. My friends love him! Also might fuck up your class trials😎. He has a stalker, whom of which he hates. But he gets that sexy mf character development. Togami likes to be a dick and insults you!

X: Togami is sexy

Y: lol, Ik.

D: he’s a dick tho.

That’s Togami for you

by Draws8 March 14, 2020

I was Frozen Today!

An argument ender. It will disorient your opponent the second you utter it. The phrase was used in Suburban Commando, but the use of the sentence was made by The Nostalgia Critic.

Guy 1: "You think you've got it bad?"
Guy 2: "Yes. Worse than you."
Guy 1: "I was frozen today!"

by Dyonus09 October 7, 2009

todayrow

Today+tomorrow, where one is still awake from the previous day but midnight has passed.

'Todayrow' is a thing now--because fuck you, that's why.

Why do now what you can do todayrow when you can put it off til todayrow--or better yet, tomorrowrow?

by Ptolemy, or something. February 23, 2014

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn…

It’s over for your kneecaps

40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Hola Soy Dora I like Eddsworld February 17, 2022

Togami

A fucking asshole and will eat your toes. He is a discount richie-rich and he cries himself to sleep. He keeps fucking up the evidence for every class trial. Eat my ass Byakuya.

Togami: Tell em' Naeg

by Fvcking.rat.king. October 18, 2019

not today

a phrase used when somebody is not in the mood to deal with anything.

Arianna: “Not today”

Lexi: “of course lol”

by southerngirl8 November 28, 2017

tomayters

How an inbred would refer to a tomatoe.

Hey Zeb pass me the tomayters and don't be shy with those taters and gravey either.

by Digger September 21, 2005