Toffing off

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.

"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)

by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010

Tonting

Used as an expression. It could be anything. Noun, Verb, any shit you like..It describes everything.

Tonting!!!! Tonting!!!! Toooooontiiiiiing!!!

by PatchdaBiatch September 16, 2005

Tooting Your Own Dick

To brag about one's own sexual prowess, especially in regards to male penis size.

A conversation between friends after you have been tooting your own dick:

"Jeff was really tooting his own dick yesterday to Stacy."
"He sure was! Did you hear him liken his penis to a grizzly bear?"

by Erecto January 3, 2010

Totting

"Totting" (Verb) or "to tot", is the act of placing a single tater tot on a person's self unbeknownst to them. The "totted" person must then be pegged by a person of the tottee's choice.

"Jimmy has been totting everybody at this party, there is going to be so much pegging!"

by taterenthusiast September 16, 2019

Tafting

The act if slapping ones vagina against another person or object.

Dude, I just saw Hannah tafting the taj mahal.

by Cocksmasher April 28, 2011

Trofting

When a group of people pee on someone

Me and my buddy's are gettin a hooker and then go trofting

by carbonhammer November 12, 2011

toffing

v. The act of making fun of and degrading other people who can only afford ramen noodles and a 6 pack of mini cokes as their daily meal.

Guy 1: I was toffing this one guy yesterday for not having a fidget spinner when he said he had to pay for food to live.
Guy 2: You're a real faggot you know?

by Straight Trash May 27, 2017