Toledo Hot Pocket

Shitting into an envelope and mailing it first class to your lover.

When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.

by FelixTheCat11 April 23, 2018

Tobetelogi

Extremely hot :heart_eyes: and the best admin in the Onion Wonderland - carries all attributes of Tobias and fucks everyone's mothers (can unfuck for special circumstances)

Tobetelogi is hot. - Sub
I know right? - Joe

by notSub July 1, 2021

Hannah-Toned Text

Hannah-Toned Text, or HTT, is a form of text that uses only petty passive aggression. The people who send these types of texts are typically named Hannah, which is why it is called "Hannah-Toned Texts." This is in no way an inside joke or an insult to someone else, this was an observation.

HTT is a harsh form of passive aggression that should not be used unless the person you are texting is a major douchebag.

"Dude! What's with the HTT?"
"lol."
"Please stop with the Hannah-Toned Text."

by itwas420just2minutesago June 10, 2020

poppy-toed

this is used to describe someone who always stands pigeon toed both in pictures and during general interaction with them.

that girl stands so poppy-toed

by poppytoed June 26, 2023

Toledo Depth Charge

While receiving a blowjob, one places his left hand on his left hip (w/ the elbow facing slightly forward), then proceeds to vomit on the girl giving the blowjob.

"I knew I was in love the first time he gave me a Toledo Depth Charge," said Mary.

by I *have* performed a Toledo Depth Charge, Though September 24, 2003

Tobey

An amazing guy who makes you feel your best. He can make anyone smile at anytime of the day. He is the best boyfriend/friend you could ever ask for. He will make your life a thousand times better

"Tobey is the best boyfriend I could ask for"

by Nutty Magee August 25, 2011

toked

wut u are after u toke, aka HIGH

dude that was sum good weed...i am toked as a mutha fucker

by STEVE STOKES IS GAY June 3, 2003