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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

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by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

ass fucking titty nigger

Someone you think is having sexual relations with a chair.

Brad Palkovich lit his 4 inch penis on fire, what an ass fucking titty nigger.

by grantspeepeehurt March 7, 2009

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!

by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020

titty sucking and bitch fucking

an individual who is titty sucking and bitch fucking

P1: Hey, what are you doing?
P2: titty sucking and bitch fucking
P1: so proud, son.

by 3mo_nightmar3 November 1, 2023

titti-fucken-tastic

see "tittilicious"
1. used to describe a situation where breasts are on display to a desirable degree

Katriona: "You look good Tyrone."
Tyrone: "Me? Ya'll look titti-fucken-tastic!"

by Honatana August 20, 2007

tittyfucking

the act of placing a penis in between two "titties" and making a humping motion.

the last time I saw a set of breasts that nice I had to tittyfuck them

by tittyfuckers February 18, 2003

jesus tittyfucking christ

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.

Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir

by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b November 9, 2007