rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.

You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!

by Oceanside263 October 13, 2009

Attack on Titan

A highly popular anime/manga series about giant naked people with no private parts that don't need to eat come attack a city and eat people because they want to. But the army goes and tries to kill them, only 75% die. Except Eren who must be like Jesus or a Timelord or something.

Attack on Titan is one of the best things Japan has done.

by IamTheTrueTitanCereal May 30, 2015

Titany

(n.) A stronger form of irony; the state of being titanically ironic.

Iron is to titanium as irony is to titany.

by Titaniferous June 23, 2023

Titanium Belt

When one collect the I , II, and III degree Grey Belt. When one recieves the Titanium Belt, they are forever nicknamed Hey-zeus.

Curtis made passionate love to a young cougar, a 45 year old MILF with a half head of grey hair, and a women with 100% silver hair. Because of this, a panel of peers has granted him the Titanim Belt, and will call him hey-zeus.

by Boxhead October 8, 2004

tatiana maslany

the cutest and most talented actress alive. in fact, she's the only actor alive. she is synonymous with playing every role possible, so how sure are we that she's not doing that this very second? how sure are you that your neighbor isn't tatiana? what about your teacher? parent? sibling? best friend? YOU?!

you: wow i really wish tatiana maslany were here.
tatiana: i heard my name..
you: hey tat, do you mind being me for a bit so i don't have to do jury duty?
tatiana: sure, dude! while i'm at it, i'll be everyone in the jury. and the judge. and the lawyers. and me being you.

by daryldixonaf November 2, 2015

Attack on Titan

An anime about giant naked humanoid beings called titans where humanity has built three walls around itself. They have lived peacefully for a long time, but conflict starts when the walls get broken by two powerful titans and humanity is forced to flee into one of the inner walls. This show kills off a lot of characters, and has a lot of blood and gore in it. If you aren't bothered by that you'd probably enjoy it. It was originally created in 2013, but season two came out in 2017. Like any other show/movie/game, the fandom is a crazy place. Other names for it include: Shingeki no Kyojin, SnK, and AoT

Example 1
Fan of SnK: Man I hope (favorite character) doesn't die in Attack on Titan.
-one episode later-
Fan of SnK: -bawling their eyes out-
Example 2
Fan of SnK 1: WHEN IS SEASON TWO OF ATTACK ON TITAN COMING OUT?!?
Fan of SnK 2: It's finally out dude chill.

by LightButStillDark April 18, 2017

Tatiana

A girl who is very tall and cares deeply about academics. At times she is a perfectionist and gets stressed and seems to over react very easily. She is amazing at everything she does. Also very good at languages and art and music. Tends to be very strong mentally and will persevere through anything. Always stuck on that one boy who she can never get out of her mind. If Tatiana cares about something or someone she will do all in her power to make sure they get the best. They tend to be shy at first but once you get to know them they become the loudest people you will ever meet. Tatiana is incredible, once you meet a Tatiana do not let her go.

“Dude that girl is so perfect!”
“Yeah it’s Tatiana”

by The legendary goat November 1, 2018