stenhård tissemand

når din tissemand er ligeså hård som en sten

SHIT jeg har en stenhård tissemand ligenu

by voix January 14, 2016

tossed

the state of being inebriated enough to make up words...drunk and loving every second of it

"I'm so tossed, it's magnorious!"

"That party was amazing...everyone was tossed!"

by dattaro December 28, 2005

Caber Tossed

The act of taking a dump so long and solid, it hits the bottom of the bowl and when it breaks free from the anus if falls forward hitting your testicles like your butt just caber tossed a poo.

Hey, you know that shit I just took? Well, I just caber tossed myself.

by URnotyourSN November 2, 2010

salad tossed

having your salad tossed: is having your asshole eating out with jelly or syrup. I perfer syrup. See Rusty Nail

Web gets his salad tossed by Rusty.

by KKKK December 6, 2002

tossed the handkerchief to

A crude expression. Meaning a man has finished with a woman.

Derived from a literal Act of a man tossing a handkerchief or other cloth to a woman so that she may clean his cum off of herself

She was sad, he tossed the handkerchief to her and never talked to her again

by O'Brien Patrick October 18, 2017

Tossed

Being tossed means you're basically losing a fight. You're getting absolutely destroyed and have no chance of winning. The other person is so much better than you and is tossing you, absolutely destroying you.

Let's toss this goblins!
You're getting tossed!

by Jespy Inger Wachoski August 31, 2022

Socket Tossed

When a person removes their glass eye so another person can eat out their eye socket.

Did you hear that One Eye Molly removed her glass eye so she could get SOCKET TOSSED?

by DickDynasty May 27, 2018