A dildo shaped device inserted into the anus that when it comes into contact with feces will transport you back in time to when The meal that is being shat out was eaten
I used an anus time machine to eat that taco Bell again Only problem was that my pants were down In the middle of the taco bell
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2. a place that reeks of body odor such as middle school, or locker room.
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Dude it smells funky up in here; it's like an armpit time machine.
While doing a pit check Dirk was transported back in time by his armpit time machine.
While doing a pit check Dirk was transported back in time by his armpit time machine.
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Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
Person 2: Yeah sure you did, 'and I have a time machine in my backyard!'
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Get the and I have a time machine in my backyard! mug.Finding a person who you think may have been physically attractive in the past, and you would " tap that " if you had a time machine. (By going back to the past when he/she was attractive).
Iain: "Yo man! My French teacher Ms. Murray is so hot!"
Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."
Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."
Adam: "Agreed."
Adam: "But she's like, 50 years old! What a turn off..."
Iain: "I'd totally Tap That Time Machine."
Adam: "Agreed."
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Holy Damn, Greg, me and that chick did the Kentucky time machine last night. Theres still a family photo in my ass.
by A Small Jamaican Child August 3, 2010
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The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
The practise of using Meth Amphetamine to absolutely excess in a sleepy little town called Toowoomba, thus removing upto 20 years from your life.
by Big Joely July 20, 2023
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Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
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