Cross Timbers middle

Everyone there is fake as fuck they think they’re cool but most of them are vaping kids the teachers are nice and stuff but most people there are hoes

Your so fake you must go to Cross Timbers Middle

by Hehehehhehdhehhd September 10, 2021

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.

Jesus christ! Triple me timbers!

by Deadpool2203 July 23, 2021

Arianni’s Timbers

Shivered

Arianni’s timbers = shivered

by bigdog0110 February 13, 2022

Shiver me timbers

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.

Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!

by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023

timberlake

(v)

To redo something in bad shape to make it pretty again - to bring sexy back

After the Justin Timberlake song, "Sexyback"

Matt: Hey Kregg, did you see that section I redid?
Kregg: Yeah, you timberlaked that.
Matt: Yeah, I brought the sexy back.

by Section7 December 16, 2012