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Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever

A rare breed of medium-sized dog, red with white markings. They are energetic and highly intelligent.
Don't you wish you had a Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever?
by puppies_fly December 31, 2005
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Talling

The act of cutting someone else's penis off and sewing it onto yours to make it taller
Johnny went out talling again and it was not a pretty sight
by Someguythingguy January 12, 2015
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Tilingerr

An amazing artist that share a lot of cool drawings and is probably funnier than you
They're obsessed with dainsleif 😕😕😕
Person 1 : yoo I low-key like crackships in genshin because like they must all know each other since they all have visions and stuff
Person 2 : yea-
Tilingerr (aka Lin) : DID YOU SAY GENSHIN IMPACT CRACKSHIPS ??? DO YOU LIKE ZHONGDAIN *insert puppy eyes*
by Chwiimp August 11, 2021
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iTune telling

When you can't make up your mind about something. Use your iTune's shuffle and take the meaning of the next random song to help you decide.
"Dude I don't know what to do. When shall I call her?"
"I dunno man, do some iTune telling."

Yesterday - Beatles (this is when you re-shuffle)
by antart May 27, 2009
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Tillinghast

"Thats Tillinghast man!"
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Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake

A commonly (u don't believe me? Just Google it...) used "Birthday Quote" to wish happy birthday to someone in the US.

People gifted with poor sense of humor actually find this quote "funny". (Search for: "funny Birthday Quotes" on Google).

Sometimes written with colored frosting on cakes or on T-shirts and cards (in the last two instances ink is used instead of frosting...)
1. Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake. I do not really care about you but, ehy I am wishing you happy birthday and this was just lame enough...

2. Some chick you like should put some more meat on her bones: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake, You get two birds with one stone: (a) Compliment her on the fact she is skinny, girls LOVE that! (b) You let her know she can eat some frosting, maybe she will eat enough to bump up to a "D" cup...

3. You really have to wish someone and you cannot think of anything impersonal, stupid, pointless enough...Here is your quote: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

4. You are a foreigner that does not know enough English to write something perfectly politically correct and anonymous. The wish: Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake
Is completely neutral: does not discriminate on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law. Bottom line: you are not going to get sued* for this!

*Disclaimer: if the person you are wishing happy Bday to is being fed by IV you might actually incur in legal prosecution.

Disclaimer II: UD is not responsible for the consequences of using this quote including but not limited to: weight gain, cardiac attack, diabetes, being slapped and any other adverse effect.
by saruccia September 20, 2010
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Hespling telling

Hespling telling is when you’re sleeping and telling stupid dumb shit out loud
Roommate 1: (Zzz)Huh lung ze ta nid too bitch.
Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.
by RAS-T king June 20, 2018
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