Telesexual

Someone who has sex primarily by FaceTime, Skype or by similar communication.

My wife has me so desperate for sex, she turned me out. I've gone telesexual because I have no time to meet up with women in person.

by Sal Ami February 8, 2017

Tiiesetso

Tiiesetso is a boy who will chow all the girls at a party or meet up

He’s not very shy when it comes to girls

Tiiesetso ki top dawg

by Emza December 19, 2021

Night on the tiles

Imagine you have food poisioning so bad that it is not a good idea to leave the bathroom for fear of not making it back in time. You are running a fever and you find that laying on the cold tiles of the bathroom are a welcome discovery to try and help lower your fever while also being ready for the next squirt that comes out of whatever orifice your sickness chooses to come out of. Might as well clean the floor as best as you can and grab a pillow, this is going to be a long night on the tiles.

Last night I got food poisioning and spent the night on the tiles.

by Del13r November 29, 2016

tiese

A forgetful person. Unorganized, makes it her job to help people with their "problems", is usually late. A flaky person with a big heart.

"Where's Tiese?"

Tiese- "Sorry i'm late. I locked my keys in the car!"

by Ashley Cermosa June 22, 2008

count ceiling tiles

What one does when on the ground, looking straight up.

"If this dude keeps talking reckless, he'll count ceiling tiles." Also, playing Tetris with ceiling tiles.

by Sabal Laiwalayam January 18, 2008

tilses

female breasts....another word for titties. mostly used in marlton, nj

damn!! that bitch has some nice ass tilses

by kyleeeeee May 4, 2005

Telesexual

A person who has an obscene sexual attraction towards an electronic item.

Dude shes using her vibrator again!!

Yea shes such a telesexual

by HiJinX nL December 18, 2010