Tibberly

How you feel after a couple of glasses, but you wont admit to being tipsy.

"Tibberly I am", "I'm feeling Tibberly", "I'll only have a couple glasses of Prosecco otherwise I'll get Tibberly."

by philverine May 29, 2018

limbering for timbering

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.

Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Justin Timberlake

The most amazing man in the Universe who is hated on by a bunch of queer ass pussies who can get blow jobs. He is the most talented person in the world. He pretty much plays every musical insrument. He also dances and acts. And not to forget is the best singer in the world!!!!!! He is a motherfucking SAINT!

All praise Justin Almighty!
WWJD?
(What Would Justin Do?)

Justin = Jesus

person 1: Hey have you ever heard of Jesus?

person 2: No but I have heard of Justin Timberlake.

by JT LOVER May 3, 2008

Timbered

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.

Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!

by SD and BB December 4, 2013

Justin timberlake

To succeed, to do what you aim for, and make everyone look at you hating. To prove everyone wrong with success.
Came from the success of Justin Timberlake and his achievements to date. Success in band *NSYNC, (made by Chris Kirkpatrick)Career, Life and Money

'Oh my goodness...i've done a JT!!'

by Evey May 19, 2004

Minnesota Timberwolves

The Minnesota Timberwolves who play in the National Basketball Association (NBA) are one of the worst teams in the NBA. A team which was established in 1989 best known for kevin garrnett, kevin garnett, and kevin garnett. Some how this team has been in the playoffs 8 times with one division title 7 winning seasons and only passing the first round once and that one time they made it to the conference title game but there the T-Wolves of course they lost. The MN Wolves are also known for trading away nba superstars after they draft them for example Ray Allen, Brandon Roy, Chauncey Billups, and Stephon Marbury. basically if your a free agent and have no where to go, the T-Wolves will gladly take you.

dude 1: Hey lets go to the Minnesota Timberwolves game
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game

dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go

by mrllama11 January 24, 2010

Tibersuria

A guy with so many trademark phrases it almost neglects the fact hes cheating scum!

1. Hai, can I join u clan????

2. I noit mcroing, i lag!!

3. Plz u buy muy item???

by Yaaaaaaaaay April 27, 2005