funk ti ohns

how to make someone mad in 0.00001 seconds

its pronounced funk ti ohns. "suck your toes off"

by i like arham January 22, 2020

Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti-

The line said by Joseph Joestar to Jotaro Kujo referring to the power of DIO's Stand, which is to stop time for 5-9 seconds at will.

Joseph: Jotaro! The secret of his stand, The World, is Time! It's A Stand that stops ti-
Jotaro:...
DIO: ZA WARUDO!

by I'm past that. May 8, 2021

ti-89

Graphing calculator that has the meaning of life. Not only does it do math for you, but it also does your laundry!

The AP board is examining your test, and sees that you miraculously have the answer in one step. The justification is "Ti-89".....automatic 5!

by la Morsa December 11, 2003

TI-83

1) The best graphing calculator for Algebra I through Calculus.

2)The easiest way to play games in school. Download specially made games for your TI-83 off the net or from another TI-83 and tell your teacher you're doing math homework when you're really PWNING your friend at space invaders

1) y=>>3x+2>>Graph}

2)Hey dude gimme your calc so i can send you this awesome game!

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

ti-86

A graphing calculator ranking between the ti-83 and the ti-89. It can solve first degree equations, find zeros of polynomials, find solutions sets to simultaneous equations, and a lot of other spiffy things. Unlike the ti-89, however, it doesn't have a Computer Algebra System (CAS) and can't graph in three dimensions.

While my teacher thinks that I am doing math, I am actually playing games on my TI-86.

by Eh heh heh April 1, 2004

ti-89

1. A far superior model to its counterpart, the ti-83. Can graph 3D functions, differentiate and integrate and calculate Taylor series. The symbol of a true math or science geek.

2. The main reason I'm passing college math.

1. I really need to get a ti-89. This crap is too hard.

2. I LOVE MY TI-89!!!

by BKred January 18, 2004

tim-ti's

Very similar to moobies, only on men named Tim. Man tits with freckles. (Also very common on old men with big pecs in their prime

Tim's tim-ti's flop up and down when he runs to the fridge for cheese

by Vance Munsen October 9, 2006