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Triumph Thunderbird

Noun.

1. a) Triumph's answer to the pitiful pleas of riders with dicks under 4 inches long who need a large displacement, grossly overweight motorcycle, to feel at least semi-adequate.

b) Triumph's response to losing a lawsuit brought by the GLBT coalition that charged Triumph with building the Bonneville and derivatives solely for heterosexual riders and demanding a Gay bike for alternative lifestyle riders. Upon seeing the new Thunderbird a GLBT spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Thweet!"

2. Triumph's attempt to appease the tasteless American masses. By abandoning classic style and adopting the Universal Japanese Motorcycle look (garnished with some rather obvious Harley Davidson touches), Triumph hopes to capture a few of the Rich Urban Bikers who buy both American and Japanese V-Twins.

3. Triumph's recognition of the American rider as both obese and slow witted. Oblivious to the irony, these riders who regularly criticize Harleys as being heavy and underpowered are beating down the doors to get Triumph's heavy and underpowered Thunderbird.

4. A Large useless motorcycle built for, and marketed to, rubes; the Thunderbird is easily recognizable as a Triumph because it says so on the tank.

5. Motorcycle of choice for the Silent Skulls Lone Riders Motorcycle Club (See also Mangina Motorcycle Corps)
Q. I am fat, gay, and afraid of Harleys but still want to pretend to be a biker, what motorcycle should I get?

A. The new Triumph Thunderbird of course!
by Bonnie4ever March 15, 2009
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Thunderfury

n. - The legendary weapon received when the left and right Bindings of the Windseeker are combined from Molten Core.
"Thunderfury, Blessed Blade of the Windseeker."
by Silrani December 4, 2006
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Thunderfuck

World of Warcraft Definition:
Verb, "Thunderfuck": To kill an enemy player with falling damage through the use of the Shaman knockback spell: Thunderstorm.

"Thunderstorm": Summons a lightning bolt to strike the ground beneath the shaman, launching all nearby enemies back 30 yards. They also travel VERY fast.
Hah! I thunderfucked that Death Knight off the bridge!
Thunderfucking is especially useful at the Lumber Mill Hill.
Only Shamans may thunderfuck; all other classes cannot compare.
by Anon Shaman December 1, 2009
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Thundercrap

thun·der·crap (thuhn-der-krap)
noun
1. a loud, explosive, resounding discharge of excrement produced by the explosive expansion of air heated by a lightning fast discharge of the bowels.
2. a threatening or startling utterance related to a bowel movement
3. The Samsung Thunderbolt. It is a huge Thundercrap.
verb (used without object)
1. to give forth thundercrap
2. to make a loud, resounding noise like thunder from the bowels

See also: explosive diarrhea, Samsung Thunderbolt
OMG! After that burrito and case of beer last night I thundercrapped this morning. For a moment there I thought I had broken my toilet, but I realized it was just the thundercrap! IT was deafening!

I can't believe my samsung thundercrap dropped another call. I am so tired of this thing.
by TheFountOfKnowledge October 4, 2011
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Thunderdrunk

A drinking game in which a group of people listen to the song "Thunderstruck" by AC/DC and take turns chugging alcohol (usually beer) in between instances of the lyrics "Thunder" which appears a total of 33 times in the song.
Let's get a group of people together and get trashed playing Thunderdrunk.
by TimmyGUNZ December 15, 2011
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Matanuska Thunderfuck

An extremely high-grade strain of marijuana, developed in a part of Alaska known as Matanuska Valley, slightly north of Anchorage. Extremely high crystal growth and THC content. This strain has surprised many a long-time stoner.
Hey, I heard there was some Matanuska Thunderfuck in town!
by Morg October 8, 2005
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alaskan thunderfuck

very good weed grown in the manatuska valley in alaska also known as manatuska thunderfuck
that alaskan thunderfuck fucked me up after like 1 hit
by weed...yumm August 10, 2005
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