thun·der·crap (thuhn-der-krap)
noun
1. a loud, explosive, resounding discharge of excrement produced by the explosive expansion of air heated by a lightning fast discharge of the bowels.
2. a threatening or startling utterance related to a bowel movement
3. The Samsung Thunderbolt. It is a huge Thundercrap.
verb (used without object)
1. to give forth thundercrap
2. to make a loud, resounding noise like thunder from the bowels

See also: explosive diarrhea, Samsung Thunderbolt

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

When you yell "THUNDERCRAP! HOOOOOOO!!" as you release a painful oversized shit