Thunder cunt

Mother of all cunts. The thunder cunt has the god like powers of Zeus and uses her cunt powers to destroy all who surround her. Beware of the thunder cunt and her crimson rage at all costs.

Chris: Wow, Becky is being a huge cunt.

Brendon: No, my friend, Becky is being a raging thunder cunt.

by sjaytenza August 17, 2012

Thunder cunt

When a girl's pussy is so messed up, loose, roastbeefy and destroyed because it looks like it got struck by lightning.

That girl I brought home last night was so hot, but when I got her in bed she was a total thunder cunt!

by FHS niggas May 22, 2008

thunder-cunt

1. a girl who us so much of a prude that her fun parts have an electrified security system.

2. an uptight bitch

"she's such a f@ckin' thunder-cunt. I spent like 300 bucks on that date and all I got was a goodnight kiss."

"every time I see that thunder-cunt It makes me wanna slap 'da ho"

by S to da B July 30, 2008

Thunder cunt

A cunt suitable for use by the whole family - at the same time if required.

Would you and your brother stop fighting over that thunder cunt, there's room for everyone!

by LouGee October 18, 2008

thunder cunt

n one who is an enormous cunt.

v what you call someone who is an enormous cunt

adj your not just a regular cunt, you are an ENORMOUS cunt

"Screw you thunder cunt."

Matt was a thunder cunt yesterday because he kept trying to rape little children.

by Austyn, you know me October 20, 2007

thunder cunt

billy

billy is such a thunder cunt.

by kenzqeh July 31, 2018

thunder cunt

1) a cunt that automatically vibrates when fucked.
2) a dick that is constantly fucked by a cunt like thunder
3) an insult

1) Dude can i borrow your thunder cunt
2) Omg U have one hell of a thunder cunt
3) U such a thunder cunt u dick fucking asshole shit fucker.

by Audri and Jess January 15, 2005