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Theatre Kids 

Anyone involved in a highschool production, this includes stage crew, costumes and techies and well as the actors. They are probly the most accepting group in the school and the easiest to be friends with. Yes they are wierd but they are a cool wierd that only theatre kids understand. Theatre kids also tend to not just cling to each other like the other groups, theatre kids, especially the actors, are way to out-going to be held back by those limitations, they are probly in other groups too, so odds are the theatre kids rule the school,and have the most connections (but dont tell those rich popular kids) and one more thing, not only are they they coolest nicest group of kids in the school but most of them are smart, and were not just talking about the techies.
(theatre kids randomly singing)

Regular kid: what the heck?

Theatre kid: what?

Regular kid: you guys just started singing in the middle of our conversation!?

Theatre kid: yes, and?
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Theatrecore 

A term made by Brad Taste In Music (a music critique youtuber) to describe dramatic, over-the-top songs reminiscent of Broadway Theatre. Prime examples include Miracle Musical and Panic! At The Disco.
A: "Hey, have you ever heard Hawaii Part II? It's such an amazing experience!"
B: "Nah man, it's way too theatrecore to me."
Theatrecore by BenjaminBadger September 4, 2022

Insomniac Music Theatre

Insomniac Music Theatre is a show that airs on vh1 in the early morning. Programming consists purely of music videos. Considered by many to be the best show of any produced by stations focused on music due to its utter simplicity.
I was up until four in the morning watching Insomniac Music Theatre while I wrote my term paper.

Technical Theatre kid 

A drama kid who instead of memorizing lines or showtunes, reads plays and musicals to come up with set designs and or "lighting designs"; usually wears black (everywhere! including socks and shoes); thinks that the three most important things in life are:
1.) Flashlight
2.) multi-tool
3.) crescent wrench
Constantly complaining about grimlins stealing random objects from the theatre. Knows the difference between "theater" and "theatre"; and where it's acceptable to use each! Are tired of the actors standing in the way of scene changes...MOVE Dang it! Knows the difference between a "follow spot" and a "spot light"; Smart off and they'll turn your light off; Knows TONS of knots; Can fix anything with gaff tape; WILL cut somebody; are not the actors' babysitters, but WILL discipline them; Never say "good luck" only "merde" and "break a leg". They survive on four things:
1.) Caffeine
2.) Nicotene (18+)
3.) Sugar
4.) Alcohol (+21)

Knows numbers for all colors. AND Finds it frustrating to define themselves on Urban Dictionary.

FIN.
Regular Kid 1: (Belch) "Purple!"

Regular Kid 2: "Blue!"

Technical Theatre Kid: "R339!"

RegKid1: "That's not a color!"

RegKid2: "Yea!"

Techkid: "Rosco 339! Broadway Pink aka TBP!"

RegKid 1 and 2: "Freakin Tech theatre kid!"

Theatre Balls 

Painfully swollen testicles. A condition contracted when banging your way through the theatre department in high school or college caused by rough and exploratory sex. AKA....Longmire LugNutz
Hey Bryan, let's go play pickleball. No way, I got a bad case of Theatre Balls. I can barely fit my junk in my shorts and I can barely walk.
Theatre Balls by Dispenser June 8, 2019

Jew-vie Theatres 

The Jewish- populated movie theatres every Christmas.
Jake: Merry Christmas, Jeff

Jeff: I'm Jewish

Jake: Oh shit! What are you going to do today then?

Jeff: Going to the Jew-vie Theatres and eating Chinese food... duh

Ford's Theatre 

A derivative of a Lincoln's Hat with the difference being the female having oral sex performed on her is currently on her period.
I thought I was giving my girlfriend a Lincoln's Hat but only found out after I started that she was on the rag. Turns out I gave her a Ford's Theatre!
Ford's Theatre by Noxid625 May 15, 2016