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bittersweet tragedy

A song by Melanie Martinez that was released in 2016. It is also the fourth song on her Dollhouse EP.
by Another Girl On The Web September 2, 2020
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Gap Year Tragedy

The average student enlightened by the insight afforded by global travel to the extent of cringeworthy personality renovation.
Guy 1- Man, I saw John after he got back after his 12 months in South America- bobble hat, dreadlocks and all.

Guy 2 - I heard it was 'jean-pierre' these days

Guy 1 - What a gap year tragedy
by Clactoner November 30, 2009
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Critical Thrace Theory

Critical Thrace Theory will lead us all to our end
by Queen Buttrix June 27, 2021
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Thrape

To "thrape" is to drive your vehicle (car or motorbike) very hard and very fast having loads of fun doing it
I thraped the bollox off it up the motorway.
by HamishC August 29, 2006
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White Tragedy

The White Tragedy is an uplifting look at the characters’ darkest days. The heavy weight of the characters’ problems brings them close to their breaking point, but what could have been tragedy is averted by new reasoning in the perception of how the protagonists views their reality. The characters then shed the skin of worldly problems and are born anew.
White Tragedy had been influenced by films such as The Graduate, Dr. Strangelove, the work of Hal Ashby (in particular, Harold and Maude), the work of Wes Anderson (The Royal Tenenbaums) and various other feature films.

The term White Tragedy, coined by Lisa Wegner circa 2010, is a testament to the will to succeed through any tragedy and emerge from it a stronger and more balanced being. Lisa Wegner is an award winning filmmaker and a member of Cambridge Who’s Who. Lisa’s company Mighty Brave Productions follows the White Tragedy tradition in the films Countenance, Boundless, Outset, and The Gospel of Phi.
by Mighty I June 10, 2010
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Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

This is a story that true Sith use when they see a random person and they want to turn them to the dark side.(or annoy the shit out of them) they also use this on their younger siblings when they do something wrong.
Brother:
Drops Plate and breaks it

Me:
Have you ever heard, The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Brother:

NO FCK YOU

Me: I thought not, it's not a story the Jedi would tell you
by itsWhip February 8, 2021
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Morning Tragedy

When you wake up with an enormous stiff on, but fail to utilise it to its full potential, ie. cracking one out. This most often occurs when you are late for work/school, or you are at someone else's house, but why should that stop you? Be late for work or school because you were bashing one off, tell your boss that you were doing that and he will either have enormous respect for you or she will be extremely turned on and you will be able to give her the best office shag with an ending in production ever. NOICE.

The following are examples of what happens if you bash one off, like you should.
"why were you late for work this morning ted?"
"I was whapping one out this morning and totally lost track of time, turns out i have a lot more stamina than i thought..."
"nice dude! we wouldn't want a morning tragedy on our hands."

"why were you late for work this morning ted?"
"i was having an enormous wank over your huge tits this morning while i was in the shower, and i took a bit too long..."
"well how about you repay me the time you were late by fucking my arse while i'm bent over this desk?"
"right in the middle of the office in front of everyone?"
"yes"
"how late was i?"
"a whole 2 minutes."
"i'll never last..."
(30 seconds of savage anal stretching occurs and then ted runs out of gas, blowing his non existent load onto the desk)
"shit man my cock hurts, i just jizzed out a load of air, my tanks are empty."
"what the hell are you doing?!?!"
"i'm sorry but i just cracked one out this morning so i havent exactly recovered."
"you're fired."
"shit dude, now i think ill just go home and have a nap, hussey style, yeahhhhh."
by lost in transfusion June 2, 2009
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