Perfect Thickness

If you are an obese man, this is the size of woman you are most sexually attracted to.

Perfect thickness falls in the range of approximately 40 to 60 percent of the individual's body weight.

Look at that herd walking out of Weight Watchers...that's perfect thickness.

by bfuggly379 January 13, 2009

The thickening

When a man or woman begins to expand bone density while becoming overweight leading to a pennant structure that can not be reversed. Multiple stages apply 1-3 (stage 3 being obesed)

“If you buy that Rolex make sure you get extra links your wrist has thickened!”

“Look at your sausage fingers dude your at stage 3 thickening”

“That fat motherfuckers belly is so hard the thickening turned it into a keg”

by Judgerichie November 8, 2017

sup thickness?

A phrase commonly used when addressing a heavy-set girl or when trying to get her attention, often shouted out of a car window to a girl seen walking on the street

(Drives by fat chick) "Sup thickness?"
Girl: "Excuse me, but I have a glandular problem asshole."

by jp2112jpjp August 28, 2010

thicken

Noun, A thick female.

Wow, look at that thicken!

Or wow, she is on hell of a fucken thicken

by thegreatbobbyjohnlong March 14, 2015

Thickese

An asian girl so thick.....you need 8 straws to suck that....looking like kim jun phat

Bob- "damn you see jenn she a thick ass asian"

Jim- "don't you mean she a thickese"

Bob- "you right"

by B.flowkneegrow March 13, 2017

Lyrical thickness

The more fatter musician is, more lyrical thickness he/she has. The lyrics they create are stored in their stomachs giving the illusion that they're overweight or possibly obese

Dude 1: Yo bro have you saw that Killer Mike from Run the Jewels? He's so fuckin' fat man!

Dude 2: stfu he's not fat he just has lyrical thickness

Dude 1: WOAH

by cowboyduck April 27, 2019

rick thickener

When someone takes a large dump in your orange juice.

"Dammit, I got another rick thickener this morning. Mondays, am I right?"

by surelyiamblue January 17, 2021